jhine,
I like to be zany now and again with a bit of fantasy thrown in especially when it applies to the Kingdumb Hall ,I think it started years ago when the person conducting the Watchtower study ,one of the so called remnant, also very self righteous, singled me out to answer a question when he saw me talking quietly to the person on my right he held up the proceedings in order to embarrass me it didn't work .He had it in for me after I had spent some time on a previous occasion discussing with him on why I thought the Athanasian creed was a good explanation of what the Trinity means. At that time I had discovered the false Watchtower interpretation of John 1.1 and I told him he worshipped two Gods a little God and a big God etc. I also told him the Higher Powers/ Superior Authorities teaching was wrong but he wouldn't have any of it and guess what the boys from Brooklyn or Crooklyn as they are better known as suddenly put up new light bulb thus altering his belief to my belief and he was one of the 144,000 .
The same guy was a bit miffed as well when I brought along to the hall a family with whom I was conducting a book study and one of them lit up a ciggy at the back of the hall oh boy! never ever have I seen a member of the 144,000 move so fast in order to tell the man to "put that light out" I thought he was going to throw the glass of water over him.