Things The Governing Body Believes

frankiespeakin

1. Bad choice in childrens toys can make Jehovah depressed

2. Deaf Jehovah Witnesses should not masturbate to relieve themselve of sexual tension

3. Talking snakes are real

4. The Devil makes people say things to mislead people

5. All governments are under Satan's control

6. They have been appointed by God to be rule makers

7. They are in charge of Almighty God's earthly Organization(watchtower Corporation)

8. Women must scream when being raped or be guilty of being a willing accomplice in a forbidden sex act

9. What ever they say goes

10. Higher education is from the Devil

11. Jehovah Witnesses must not change their religion if they do it is a serious deadly sin

12. The United Nations is a tool of the Devil and will soon be destroyed by Jesus Christ

13. The Devil was cast down to the earth 1914

14. They alone are the Faithful and discreet slave which gives them ultimate authority and must be obeyed

15. Everyone not an obediant Jehovah witness will be executed

16. They will alway be faithful and should be trusted

frankiespeakin

17. Blood must not be eaten or transfussed even if a member's child's life depended on it

18. Every member must offer the Watchtower & Awake door to door for the Corporation or else be blood guilty

19. To Question authority is a serious sin of rebelion

20. Former nonbeleiving member must be shunned by loyal members

21. A invisible spirit creature is responcible for all the suffering of mankind

22. Women are 2nd class citizens and not allowed to teach men

23. All killing done for Jehovah is good(god's blessing)

24. Jealousy is a Godly trait and is a good motive to put people to death when they choose another form of worship Jehovah is absolutely justified

25. Jehovah is allowing terrible human suffering so he can win a bet with Satan

26. Celibrating birthdays is a form of idolatry making the recepient of gifts equal to worship received thus being an afront to Jehovah's soveiegnty

27. Celibrating Mother's Day is creature worship

BluesBrother

frankie.....That would make an excellent comment to one of those bland newspaper articles about the District Conventions !

wasblind

That they have had the Truth for over 100 years.

jw07

28. The truth can keep changing, yet still remain the truth.

Emery

7 trumplet blasts of Revelation happened in 1926 in the form of conventions held in Cedar Point Ohio.

The ships of Kittim (as mentioned in the book of Daniel) were British war ships in WW2.

frankiespeakin

29. Serving Jehovah whole souled means serving the Corporation interest placing literature

30. All animals were vegetarian before the the noachian flood

31. The Watchtower and Awake magazines are the locust plague of Revelation

AndDontCallMeShirley

32. masterbation leads to homosexuality

33. "apostates" should be killed

34. Armageddon is coming "soon"

35. reading the Bible without referencing Watchtower literature is a sin.

36. "generation" means overlapping to infinity

37. Elders are "glorious ones"

38. Judge Rutherford was chosen by Jesus

39. CT Russell was not

40. Every WT article is meticulously "scrutinized" by a member of the governing body

41. apostates are "mentally diseased"

42. Printing lots of literature makes them the true religion

43. "new light" is literal

44. donations go to the "Worldwide Work" and not hedge funds, stocks, real estate investing and settling pedophilia lawsuits.

45. That it actually costs $10,000 a day to use a WT-owned, mortgage-free assembly hall.

LostGeneration

44. Elders can determine if a young, unmarried female is repentant when confessing a sexual sin by asking questions like "Did you orgasm?"

AndDontCallMeShirley

Or, "how many fingers did you use?"

Things The Governing Body Believes

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