Things The Governing Body Believes (page 2)

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45. Jesus only talks to us and is our mediator.

46. You have no mediator but us.

47. So listen to us or die. Totally ADd

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48. If you go to college you are after "big things" like Baruch.

49. Noah, family and animals of all kind had Family Worship Night.

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You just love the Governing Body, don'tcha?

C'mon mix it up a little, willya???

frankiespeakin

50. Noah family had family worship night regularly in the ark and no explosion from methane gas or animal piss put out the lamps so they could study ancient writting of some patriarch.

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51. They don't shun member who leave

52. That a part from what the bible says they are not in a position to judge who are going to survive armageddon(wink wink)

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53. They get their revelation of New Light from spirits (anointed) that are up in heaven.

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54. It is a good thing to donate your property to the corporation they have complete control over

55. If your depressed you need to pray, study the Watchtower and go out in field service for the corporation more

56. The Devil doesn't tempt with ugly

57. Independent thinking is a thought crime and punishable capital offense

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58. Jehovah is going to kill innocent babies who's parents are not Jehovah's witnesses at armageddon

59. It is OK to lie if it protects the Corporation from lawsuits

60. Repentant pedofiles can serve as elders and ministerial servants and join in door to door corporate activity on a unsuspecting public

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They are directed by holy spirit, but remain uninspired

Now that's what I call lazy

HarryMac

61). The Holy Spirit never lies, but, when it comes to handling child molesters in the congregation 'there is a learning curve'. Yup, Jehovah has a learning curve.

Things The Governing Body Believes

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