by frankiespeakin 29 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
62. Any word in the dictionary can be redefined for the Watchtower magazine, so those 'in' the religion read it differently to those outside.
63. Any thing said today can be changed tomorrow. Both versions will be correct since the GB never make mistakes, merely add refinement to the words of Jehovah.
64. A secular quotation can be cut, chopped and used out of context, so long as it can be twisted to support JW doctrine.
I asked the lady who studied with me if it was true that apostates are mentally diseased. She simply asked if I had been looking at the internet...
65. If the media gives a favorable report about WT, justice prevails over Satan's system
66. If the media reports something negative about WT, Satan's entire sytem is unjust and "persecuting" God's people.
67. The Goerning Body Believes Hopes that when Armageddon starts, Jesus Christ is going to overlook the fact that WT neglected to show The Warrior and Lord Jesus due honor and recognition in their publications!
68. Its ok to celebrate the death of Jesus once a year but it's evil to celebrate Mother’s or Father’s day.
69. It's ok to watch a magical talking donkey, but bad to watch Harry Potter.
70. It's ok to drive a car out in field service, but the companies building them will be destroyed for ruining the earth.
They believe that marking down every minute that you preach
makes you a spiritual person .....if it totals over 10 hours!
This paper must be handed in or phoned in, every mth for the
rest of your life! Failure to do this will bring punishment.
clarity
71. Human's will be burned like hot dogs over a fire at armageddon and it will be a traumatic scene for the survivors to get used to as they clean up the mess Jehovah made after he's through killing people.
72. When Jehovah kills everyone except members of the Watchtower corporation, he will be doing it out of LOVE
71. Human's will be burned like hot dogs over a fire at armageddon and it will be a traumatic scene for the survivors to get used to as they clean up the mess Jehovah made after he's through killing people.
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More specifically, this is what Anthony Morris hopes for.
It's on his special "wish list".
The other GB members have the same wish, they're just not as publicly exuberant about it as "Tony M" is.
72. Getting a Higher Education = Brain surgery with a bullet from a gun to cure OCD
73: The "men" in 1 Timothy 2:5 doesn't mean a member of the species Homo sapiens or all the members ofthis species collectively, without regard to sex, like the dictonary states, but means only 144,000.
