There are just too many absurd beliefs. How about the 20th century fulfillments in Revelation about the imprisonment of the board of directors, the locusts, etc.
What Is The Most Absurd JW Belief or View?
by minimus 81 Replies latest jw friends
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Satanus
Funny thread. 'Anual sex', omg.
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ablebodiedman
Having the audacity and presumption to re-invent the baptismal vows that Jesus Christ commanded should be in place right up to the conclusion of this system of things and then claiming that these corrupted vows are necessary for salvation!
w93 4/1 p. 7 Should You Be Baptized?
A person who truly has such love and wants a special relationship with Jehovah God would not hold back from freely dedicating his life to him. Baptism is but an outward symbol of that dedication. It is a necessary step toward salvation.
God's spirit directed organization is; "a number of brothers". (see page 109 of the book; "Jehovah's Witnesses - Proclaimers of God's Kingdom")
They are making a vow to the same men who had the audacity to re-invent Jesus Christ's commandment, obtaining veneration for themselves!
They are publicly showing that they are also gods!
To claim that a vow to them is now necessary for salvaltion!
They are treating Jesus Christ as of no account!
Acts 4:11-12
This is ‘the stone that was treated by YOU builders as of no account that has become the head of the corner.’ 12 Furthermore, there is no salvation in anyone else, for there is not another name under heaven that has been given among men by which we must get saved."
The Name; "God's Spirit Directed Organization" is not essential to your salvation!
abe
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love2Bworldly
"A magical loving creator got angry when his toys listened to a talking snake so he killed his son so he could be less angry at his toys so long as they were sad about his dead son who is actually alive. "
LMAO That is the THE most hilarious statement I've ever heard to describe the Bible. Can't wait to share it with my husband.
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love2Bworldly
How about that we should not listen to music such as Elton John because he is gay, or other musicians because they use drugs?
How about all the musicians that we don't happen to know personal details about their lives? Should we go ahead and listen to those, even though they are worldly too? So stupid!
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love2Bworldly
Sorry I could go on and on with this thread. How about, we shouldn't watch ET because he has been likened to Jesus with his special powers, and his finger is a phallic symbol LOL That one took the cake for me.
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Pickler
How about priding themselves on no infant baptism, whilst baptising children. Children, who have had no opportunity to question, or examine what they have been told by their parents.
Then, if they change their minds, never speak to them again!
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Simon
Being told you can't have beards while everyone is sat there with a magazine showing their massiah with a beard (and strangely, very American / caucasion looking - not a bit Jewish).
Serious crazy is the whole "the world is going to end !" warnings followed by "the world just ended ! ... erm, invisibly"
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Iown Mylife
The shunning crap.
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exwhyzee
Theirs is the one true God yet he is powerless against against what his followers might read about their own religion on the Internet.