Oh I see Cofty, it’s a case that science will definitely, for certain, work it all out in the end. Well good luck with that, but I would point out that the two biggest theories that are supposed to be the best scientific understanding of the universe we have at present, completely contradict each other, so I am not sure who is more desperate here? Rationality if indeed you have it means you should realise that one or other or both of the two theories should be considered wrong, because that is what a contradiction would indicate. They both work of course very well in their own areas in terms of useful results but they are not the explanation for the whole by any stretch of the imagination and that is a big mystery for science.
However at least I have showed you why what I said was not a false dichotomy. It is sad that your only response was one of condescension but it is what I expected in absence of a discussion.