Smiddy, sorry if I lost you. The BLANK POST was my Report of Jesus' Accomplishments Since 1914. The point is: there weren't any!
I hope that clarifies things.
An honest report of the accomplishments of Jesus since 1914
by Terry 24 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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Wasanelder Once
Don't forget how Jesus moved his "brothers" to build huge Branch offices all over the world and then had them closed and sold off. Hmm, he's a fickle one this Jesus the Jehovah's Witness.
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Apognophos
All right, you guys keep going on and on about this, so I rang Jesus about this (we went to college together). Here's what he had to say.
"Quit harshing my buzz, man. I just gotta finish installing this dish so I can watch TV from the throne. You'd be surprised how hard it is to get good reception in heaven. I just spent over two hours on the roof, that's like, what, 80 years human time? And now I gotta figure out where all these wires go.
(shouting to one side:) Hey Gabe, what time does Game of Thrones come on? (indistinct) Aww, crap. Hey, grab me a brew while you're in there.
Look, I gotta hurry, I'll get back to you later, okay?"
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Oubliette
LOL.... I`m thick as a brick.
smiddy
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smiddy
Its interesting to note that C.T Russell taught Rom.13 was speaking about humans , as the superior authourities and not jehovah and jesus in line with what christendom has ALWAYS taught..
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