Look, Up in the Air...It's a Bird, it's a Plane...No, It's a JW!!

by Cold Steel 64 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Cold Steel
    Cold Steel

    BrainCleaned: YOU CAN KEEP YOUR PARADISE!!!!!

    I've often thought about the...limitations of a Paradise Earth. But blue skies and rolling surf, mountains and so forth can only go so far. Are you guys saying that life in Paradise FOREVER is what most people at Kingdom Halls want? Trillions of years in the same environment? I've got to admit there are a few of those that I hadn't considered, but how about heightened abilities?

    After Armageddon, all these nice homes are going to be left unihabited. But how long will they be good for?

    So no one has considered super powers? No flying, no levitating? How will cities be built? Or will everyone live in little thatched huts? No one ever knocks around these things??

    What would most elders say if they were asked about increased abilities during the eternities? True, Adam didn't fly, but where would he have gone?

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  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    ...

    .......Joseph Smith Finds Mormon..................Son of a Bitch!!..Where did I Bury those..

    ..Holy Gold Plates then Loses Them!............................"Effin" Gold Plates!!..

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  • Jeffro
    Jeffro

    braincleaned:

    No birthdays, or any holiday to celebrate individual life

    Just think how disappointed faithful Bible Students™ who died before 1928 will be when they learn that Christmas (1928) and birthdays (1951) have been taken away from them. Even though Jesus evidently™ approved™ of those when he selected the BS (pun intended) in 1919.

  • Jeffro
    Jeffro

    Cold Steel:

    As far as having one’s own planet? I think galaxy or universe would be more accurate.

    This is why we need a facepalm emoticon.

  • Jeffro
    Jeffro

    Cold Steel:

    How will cities be built?

    Watch Tower Society illustrations of 'paradise' endorse equipment up to and including bulldozers (evidently™ fuelled by 'clean' energy sources that don't 'ruin the earth'). Can't be sure beyond that.

  • steve2
    steve2

    Oh Cold Steel, you exhibit such understanding of how rich in irony your contributions are. Not

  • Cold Steel
    Cold Steel

    BrainCleaned: Exactly! Point being all that you believe are old fantasies of our ignorant forefathers!
    You have some nerve laughing at JWs when you have a simailar delusion!... and follow a known prankster (to be kind)...

    I'm hoping that most people here can tell the Mormons from the Morons.

    And you don't have to be kind. I've been reading that stuff for years. People can't debate the theology or historicity of the Book of Mormon and they have to resort to discredited affidavits. Read Hyrum Andrus' book on Joseph Smith. People who knew Smith for years also left affidavits, and they weren't acquaintences like the affidavit signers who besmirched his name, often years later at the behest of known anti-Mormons.

    At the time the Book of Mormon came forth, no gold, brass or other metal records had been discovered. Since then, they've been found in Iran, Mesoamerica, the Dead Sea caves and many other places. Smith said he found the plates in a stone box and that they were made of fine gold. A century later, they found these Persian plates of gold in a stone box very much like the one Smith described:

    Again, how did Joseph do it? If he was a guesser, then this is just the tip of the iceberg. The Book of Mormon is full of complex Hebraisms like chaimus. In fact, some of the most complex and beautiful chiasms come from the Book of Mormon. In the last decade, we've sent historians, geologists, botanists, ancient scripture experts and archaeologists to Arabia to finally track down Nephi's route as described in the Book of Mormon. Not only were there no dead end wadis, deserts where there should have been water, fruits and grain, Smith was right about every, single direction given, every valley, twist and turn, and it culminated in the perfect spot to build a ship! In fact, there is no way that anyone living in Smith's day outside of Arabia could have even known all this. Plus there are scriptures (Isaiah 29 and Gen. 49) that point specifically towards the Book of Mormon, and Isaiah 11:11 even predicts Smith as the Root of Jesse. Isaiah said he would be an "ensign" to the gentiles and would live at the time the gathering of Judah would commence to Jerusalem. Again, bullseye, bullseye. (See more here.)

    So please stick to the thread's topic and if you want to beat up the Mormons, start your own thread.

    Oh, and Outlaw. No need to bring up Southpark. The writers got just about everything but the names wrong.

    Want to debate it?

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  • wizzstick
    wizzstick

    Which religion is worse? LDS or JW's?

    There's only one way to find out...

    FIGHT!

    (The above is only funny if you're from the UK and know Harry Hill)

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Hey, I’m just asking a good natured question!.....Cold steel

    Oh, and Outlaw. No need to bring up Southpark. The writers got just about everything but the names wrong.

    Want to debate it?.....Cold Steel

    So..

    A non JW comes to our forum and disrespects us..

    Claiming it`s just a good Natured Question..Whats the Harm?!..And..

    When I question Mormons.. It becomes a debate..LOL!!..

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    Your attack on JW`s,on this forum,is very transparent..

    If You were Wearing your Magic Mormon Underwear..

    You wouldn`t Cry when you got Your Ass Handed to You..

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    Yes ..

    You get to Keep your Ass..LOL!!..

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  • LisaRose
    LisaRose

    Cold Steel, peddle crazy somewhere else, we are all full up here

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