Hey ex elders, what was the weirdest/most outrageous problem or confession JWs brought to you?

by Julia Orwell 59 Replies latest members adult

  • KateWild
    KateWild

    Nah, I think AlphaMan was being naive: the attractive sister was making a play for him (or the other elder) - enticing their interest.-valkerie

    Most women are just not like that, she would have been guilty and naive, she probably didn't realise she was attractive either. But your theory could be right. I guess we'll never know.

    Kate xx

  • Julia Orwell
    Julia Orwell

    Omg, a goat? At least a jw will feel bad about that and confess, but how many creeps are out there who would do that without thinking anything of it? That is so disgusting.

  • XBEHERE
    XBEHERE

    Wow some strange things. I just recall the basic stuff being confessed to me.

    -MS getting friendly w/ another ms's wife. They end up going to a park and he sucks her nipples and masturbates. Hubby finds out because of cum stains on her jeans (seriously..blow it somewhere else next time dumb ass)

    -Hot young teenager sister confessed to a threesome...but it wasnt sex ala Bill Clinton..just some eating out and blowing/handjobs

    Honestly mostly sexual issues, that must be 90+percent of the JW "problems"

  • problemaddict
    problemaddict

    As an MS in another country I might as well have been an elder at times. Someone asked me if their chicken drowned (it happened), could they sell it to their neighboor like the isrealites. That was pretty odd.

    People would be surprised how much oral sex gets brought up between married couples. lack of sexual intimacy is a big problem for alot of people, and it seems to be amplified if you are a straight laced elder. So they guys look at some porn, or they get caught masturbating, and their wives go nuts, even though their wives never even touch the guys. I have seen elders "brought down" because their wives have told the rest of the bdy that they engage in acts that "make her feel like an object". In other words, they had one hot night......and shes angry at him for somethign else.

    Pretty nuts.

  • BU2B
    BU2B

    It is so sad and embarrasing how young females have been indoctrinated to feel that they have to report the intimate details of their lives to unqualified men who are their peers or older. It makes me queasy to think about it. I cant imagine having grown people coming to confess they had the dog give them a blowjob! Seriously, some things are better not spoken of. I have never confessed anything to the elders, I just couldnt.

  • Crazyguy
    Crazyguy

    I REMEMBER MY OLDER brother having to go to a jc meeting a describe in intimate details of him messy around with a girl in the hall at a party we were having. Niether were baptised and then they called me in and asked if i say anything and what position the two were in laying down sitting up etc. Needing all these details what the hell, i should of never thought about joining the ORG after that perverted experience.

  • Quarterback
    Quarterback

    Wow, that fornicating goat is really going to have an unfavourable judgement at Armageddon.

  • SnailsPace2
    SnailsPace2

    Someone asked me if their chicken drowned (it happened), could they sell it to their neighboor like the isrealites.

    A lot of these are so funny, but that one made me literally spit the water I was drinking out of my mouth. I laughed so hard.

  • L3G
    L3G

    We used to have a saying about the real odd cases: Oh, that one will just wind up as a Kingdom Ministry School experience!

  • AlphaMan
    AlphaMan

    Else, she would have followed the commonly given advice, that young sisters should approach the older, "wiser" sisters (e.g. Sister ElderWife) for counsel in such a matter.

    I don't know if she comtemplated this or not. I didn't know what it was about until the older elder called me into the backroom. I was like....WTF, she's so oriental hot.

    If she felt JW gullted into confessing this, then I think she did the right thing. Not sure if telling any elder's wife besides mine would have been a good idea. Now that would have been something, as my then JW wife had never masturbated in her life. LOL

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