Hey ex elders, what was the weirdest/most outrageous problem or confession JWs brought to you?

by Julia Orwell 59 Replies latest members adult

  • Fisherman
    Fisherman

    Pounds of flesh.

  • blondie
    blondie

    That sister was probably applying this scripture to her situation:

    (Matthew 5:27, 28) . . .“YOU heard that it was said, ‘You must not commit adultery.’ 28 But I say to YOU that everyone that keeps on looking at a woman so as to have a passion for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

  • sspo
    sspo

    Best friend, elder,married with two kids, good looking wife.

    On a Sunday morning he gave one of his best public talk and right after he confessed to us that for a few years he had been going to prostitutes for oral sex.

  • Julia Orwell
    Julia Orwell

    Oral sex seems to come up a lot! Wow I didn't know so many men were into it but the women were not.

  • DJS
    DJS

    As long as the goat wasn't forced and is ok with it, why should anyone care?

  • notjustyet
    notjustyet

    Used a light bulb? ( incandescent or flourescent?)

    Sister being raped via telekinesis (sp?) while at the meeting? Was she in a habit of coming early?

    NJY

  • DJS
    DJS

    Ex-girlfriends: What I call women who aren't into giving and receiving oral sex.

  • Thoughtless
    Thoughtless

    @AlphaMan. 10/10. Best story experience. I thought that the goat f*cking story would take the cake, but nah. You got top reins homie.

  • jam
    jam

    willimhconley: I laugh all nite, "brother used his mind and eyes to

    make her orgasms". I need to meet this brother. LOL

  • DesirousOfChange
    DesirousOfChange

    And what husband would force his wife to perform oral sex? Surely a loving husband would never expect his wife to do something she wasn't comfortable with.

    What guy would marry a gal who was not comfortable with that?

    Doc

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