im stuck in----What Hall were you in??
Hey ex elders, what was the weirdest/most outrageous problem or confession JWs brought to you?
by Julia Orwell 59 Replies latest members adult
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Witness My Fury
Oral sex seems to come up a lot! Wow I didn't know so many men were into it but the women were not.
If men could suck their own dicks they would all do it...
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sir82
If men could suck their own dicks they would all do it...
There was a young man from Nantucket....
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AlphaMan
Ministerial Servant, single, pious as it can get, pioneering and "exemplary" confessed that he had f***** (because there is not a better word for this) one of his goats (yes, the actual animal).
Goatboy: The bastard son of a female goat and Jehovah Witness Ministerial Servant father.
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BluePill2
Bbbbuuuuuaaaaahahahahahahahaha....AlphaMan......you made me laugh so hard....my cat just woke up. Didn't expect that one. Really, really good.
That Ministerial servant was a strange guy anyway. Creepy look. Maybe goats do that to your soul.
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3rdgen
Alphaman, I just peed my pants!!!!!! I always had a secret "thing" for Goatboy. You know the old saying big ears big d***!!!
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Finkelstein
Obviously sexual repression is more dangerous to society than most people think.
Sounds to me like many brothers have been watching porn and thought I deserve oral too.
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Hummingbird001
One night, myself and 3 other JW sisters went to a concert. Afterwards, we were waiting for a cab and these 4 young men started talking to us. They were going to a club for dancing and drinks. Cover charge was free if they went with a female. So they asked if we wanted to go, too....no strings, we could ditch them when we got there, they just didn't want to pay the cover charge.
We agreed to go, and the 8 of us shared a cab to the club.
We ditched the men, had a couple drinks and danced for a bit.
The next day, one of the sisters had an attack of conscience and told the elders. Then she called me and told me she had confessed and I should too.
I said, "Confess to WHAT??"
I never called the elders and I never heard from them. I also never went anywhere with that sister again.
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Splash
I once had an ms ask me if it was ok for him to get oral from his wife. Trouble was, i was 28 and he was about 50 at the time.
Felt so uneasy telling him to just go do your thing.
I mean, at 50 why would you ask permission from a youth?
Splash
