"I hear tell the organizations thinking about banning smoking, Sister!"
"No way! They wouldn't do that to us, if I tried to quit I'd probly crack up!"
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"I hear tell the organizations thinking about banning smoking, Sister!"
"No way! They wouldn't do that to us, if I tried to quit I'd probly crack up!"
-first couple on left-
(Snickering) "They honestly think were out in service right now, We should do this next Saturday too!"
-Guy Madly washing his hands-
"Hey, the Presidant says it doesnt count as sex so... Well, maybe if I just scrub off all the evidance the lil' woman wont notice.. I knew I shouldve brought that cigar.
-Excited disfellowshipped couple renting very first porn video-
Him,
"Look honey, wordly people do it in large group settings with various types of equipment. Is that a swing?"
Her,
"Im so glad they provide these instructional videos, I would have never thought to let you put that there".
testing
"Its great being an Apostate!"
"I can't get the blood off my hands!!!"
"Oh look hunny...Horny Householders Take The Tower....no lets go unnatural sex acts this week."
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
Smoking women...
'...so I said to him ....,District Overseer or not ,if you think i'm going out in service on THAT estate without my fag break you can forget it...'
Become a prisoner for the day - or 30 years a Watchtower slave, the choice is yours!
"This is your brain........This is your brain on WT"
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
This picture appears in an article on internet porn. Do you think he's had to much porn, or he can't find any?
"Why does the Governing Booty shun me so?"
Sincerely,
District Overbeer