When [my husband] first started to spend a lot of time on the computer in the middle of the night and early morning, he told me it was 'research'
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How about a laugh? PICTURE 2
by ballistic 78 Replies latest jw friends
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ballistic
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PopeOfEruke
"The Word was God, no, wait, The Word was A god, no, thats not it, The Word was God, no, The Word was a God...... Oh damn it, I Just don't get it. I can't take it anymore.....where's my gun??"
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PopeOfEruke
"And, if you don't buy my Vatchtower, I vill bite your neck..."
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PopeOfEruke
"Hey Joe, remember what it was like here before the Watchtower cut all the trees down?"
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ballistic
Doctor: "Come this way Sir - you need that seeing to urgently!"
Man in Front: "Excuse me, We've just been asking people how they feel about world conditions?"
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ballistic
"I asked for his insurance details and he gave me this Watchtower and legged it!"
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PopeOfEruke
"And Jehovah, we ask you kindly to help Mummy accept the Truth, otherwise if she doesn't we know you will kill her like a dog by stabbing a huge sword into her, probably through her genitals, at Armageddon, which is coming any day now......."
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PopeOfEruke
"You want me to suck your head?!?!?"