Possible Dub pickup line (page 2)

Caupon

Why hello there sexy thang, how's about dinner at Mcdonalds.....with a chaperone for our safety?

wasblind

Hey Balaam,

Come spank my Azz, its been bad

You are the most wholesome pioneer sister I have ever seen. I love the way your floral skirt skims the middle of your shins. Will you consider going in field service in my car group this coming Saturday?

DATA-DOG

Hey sweet thang...why don't you come serve where the need is greater..

I have this deaf video I can't make heads or tails of. Wanna check out my aquarium and teach me ASL??

DD

wasblind

Hey Sweet thang, why don't you come serve where the need is greater ____DATA DOG

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Oh yes brother love,

We can make out like the Lillies of the fields

and soar like the birds in the heavens

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Zordino

Hey bayou feelby,you want me to bring you to Paradise?

Hey babe, you feel Like Blowing on Gabriel trumpet?9

Yo sweet Thang, can I show you the Wild Beast spewing out seven Trumpet Blasts?

FlyingHighNow

I have spoken with the elders and they tell me you are the only young sister who is marriage material. Would you be agreeable to exchanging phone numbers so we have some conversations and figure out if we are compatiable enough to consider going out on a group date with blah blah blah and blah blah blah and so and so and so?

gbrn

I was sent a list of joke pick up lines from someone years ago when I was still "in." They are pretty awful, I'm sure they would make many JWs cringe too!

I do not take credit for these, haha! Here are just a few, please forgive me :

- I lost my songbook, can I share yours?

- Do you know a public place where we could get to know each
other better? (my personal favorite)

- Oh you look cold! (Ecc. 4:11)

- I am here for you to incite love and fine works.

- Hi there, will you be my Shulamite?

- Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

- Your congregation or mine?

- ...So...do you belong to this circuit? Want to?

- We need to be fruitful...and become many.

FlyingHighNow

I noticed you taking copious amounts of notes at the convention. I mean, hubba hubba.

JustVisting

Hey beautiful, I'm the King of the North...want to be my Queen of Sheba?

Possible Dub pickup line

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