" If i said you have a beautiful govening body would you hold it against me"
karter.
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" If i said you have a beautiful govening body would you hold it against me"
karter.
well well.. how about some lines FROM the ladies.. Come on girls you aint equal in the truth but you can be here...
"If your baptism had been a wet t-shirt contest, you would've won first place"
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"I have a new release for you"
"That sounds quite "brazen"!"
i know, that was bad. If I was still a BORG-er I might have to say four Hail Governing Body for penance.
Hey babe, want to be service partners?
Hey babe, will you accept my warm christian love?
"Would you like to hold my microphone?"
"I know God's name, wanna' get married and Live Forever in Paradise?"
Guys, sisters wouldn't like a sexual come on, really. You have to be more creative.
FHN: Guys, sisters wouldn't like a sexual come on, really. You have to be more creative.
I think that's the point of this parody thread.
Scientific researchers have discovered a substance that completely eliminates the sex drive in JW females: Wedding Cake!