Possible Dub pickup line (page 4)

Vidiot

AndDontCallMeShirley - "ohhhhh...you ARE worth a judicial committee!"

This one's my favorite.

Weirdly enough, I actually think it could work under certain circumstances.

"I'm overweight, prematurely balding, and still live with my parents. But if you want to marry in the truth, I'm your last chance, as you're already in your early 20's, and I'm the only available JW male in the circuit."

HBH

Hey babe, want to reach out for this privledge?

Hey babe, how about I inculcate you with the paradise?

Hey babe, want to have an interchange of incouragement? I'll teach you about the impalement.

HBH

One from Quagmire, I don't want to come between you..........OR DO I???

Apognophos

You are the most wholesome pioneer sister I have ever seen. I love the way your floral skirt skims the middle of your shins. Will you consider going in field service in my car group this coming Saturday?

This one made me LOL.

RULES & REGULATIONS

Dear Sister Weaker Vessel,

It behooves us that you submit to my loving provisions. We can meet at my place so we can have an upbuilding experience. We can submit to each other so we don't take our eyes off the prize. I know that we are in the bloom of our youth with fleshly desires but with prayer, we can draw close to Jehovah. If you can meet me this Saturday night, we can study the book, '' REVELATION, IT'S GRAND CLIMAX IS AT HAND'' and hope this would be a happifying experience.

LOVE

BROTHER ( I STILL LIVE WITH MY PARENTS ) JONES

Suspicious

Hey there hotty. You want go out with me? I'm so spiritual I'm an MS AND an Elder.

AndDontCallMeShirley

"I wasn't staring at your chest--really. I was looking at your lapel badge. But, it is a lovely badge(s) nevertheless"

FlyingHighNow

Scientific researchers have discovered a substance that completely eliminates the sex drive in JW females: Wedding Cake!

It is the consensus among Jehovah's Witness females that the cure for libido is marrying a Jehovah's Witness male, especially those born or raised in.

soutx

Scientific researchers have discovered a substance that completely eliminates the sex drive in JW females: Wedding Cake!

It is the consensus among Jehovah's Witness females that the cure for libido is marrying a Jehovah's Witness male, especially those born or raised in.

Thank God, I did not end up being the cure for one of them, but married a "worldly woman". If I had of, I still might be in the Borg.

sooner7nc

Hello Sister Cleavage. Mind if I give you Meat in Due Season?

Possible Dub pickup line