How Can You Spot A Jehovah's Witness?

by minimus 35 Replies latest jw friends

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    Reading the "Examining the Scriptures Daily" on the train. Other religious types will have out their Koran, Bible, or whatever.

    Distinguishing from Mormons...the Mormons are always same-sex pairings, the young men can shed their suit jackets, Mormons have name-tags, and they are always youthful.

    Distinguishing from Mennonites and Hutterites, Jehovah's Witnesses don't wear cowboy hats, and women wear more contemporary clothing.

  • minimus
    minimus

    I met a guy in a club one night. He was with his gf and I was with mine. After 5 minutes talking to him, I whispered to my gf that he was either a JW or used to be one. Come to find out, his whole family, except him are and he claims he never got baptized. He didn't like XMas or birthdays, either.

  • FirstLastName
    FirstLastName

    I was out walking my dogs last week and past by two ladies in long skirts and magazines in their hands. They complimented me on my dogs, but did not try to "save" me.

    Deep down I sympanthized. When I was in their postion, I wanted to talk about it as little as possible too. When you you get to a door, you have to talk about it. If you pass someone on the street, just smile.

    A group of women and kids (and unhappy teenagers) on the sidewalk with book bags, walking extremely slow is a dead give away to me. Throw in a random man in a suit.

  • karter
    karter

    The empty prozic bottles in their bags.

    Karter.

  • jam
    jam

    The wife and I will play a game when we go out

    for lunch on Sundays. Who's a Southern Baptist,

    Catholic, Muslims and JW.

    Baptist folks , fashionable suits and fashionable women hats .

    Catholic, the children or little girls in their Easter outfits.

    JW's, Look like a cheap door to door salesman.

    Muslims, no doubt who they are, very recognizable. LOL

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

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    .........................They`re All Stuck in a Time Era..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=UrGLNtZ0rEg

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  • wasblind
    wasblind

    That's the JW stroll OUTLAW

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    jam, can you spot the difference between a Muslim and a Sikh? I can guarantee the difference matters a great deal to them!

  • jam
    jam

    Jgnat: What's the difference?

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    Sikhs never cut their hair, are vegetarians, and the men may carry ceremonial daggers. The women don't cover up. The Sikhs were founded as a reaction to the cruelty of their Muslim overlords. If there were a motto for the Sikhs, it would be, "Don't tread on me!"

    Both Muslims and Sikhs wear turbans, but there is no love lost between them!

    http://jezebel.com/5946643/reddit-users-attempt-to-shame-sikh-woman-get-righteously-schooled

    http://benedictinamerica.blogspot.ca/2008/03/ceremonial-dagger-stands-between-sikhs.html

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