Let us pray!
Dear Jehovah God, through the name of your son and reigning king,
Christ Jesus, we humbly come before you in prayer, and ask that our
humble brother Beans be given only the finest Barley and Malted Hops
beverages that you have provided for us, and thank you for the loving
provision of inebriation which has been demonstrated so fully by Sister
XXX, who has massive cans and can drink more than most
sailors. And so Jehovah, as your humble and loyally united servants,we
leave this day and in your care and keeping, so that the Ale can bear
full witness to the heavenly establishment of your kingdom, and we look
forward to the day when the earth will be restored, according to your
will, as the eternal Oktoberfest that you had originally intended for
Mankind, complete with serving wenches who know their proper place below
men, and a bounteous harvest of Wine and Spirits which will come in
handy to settle our nerves when we see those formerly dead people start
crawling out of their graves, just like in that Thriller Video. And all
these things we ask, through the name of your son and our King-of-Beers,
*AMEN*"
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Bro.Beans