The Organization is expanding so much........

OUTLAW

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JEHOVAH provided a hair-cutting job to a man who refused a free higher education...

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A.proclaimer

Cutting hair was a really popular job in my old congregation. Those that couldn't find jobs went for that. think of it as the equivalent of window washing.
hoser

We had a guy comment at the watchtower study that we all should pioneer because the pioneers have the nicest cars, are the best dressed and take the most and best vacations.
Vidiot

hoser - "We had a guy comment at the watchtower study that we all should pioneer because the pioneers have the nicest cars, are the best dressed and take the most and best vacations."

* facepalm *

The WTS's very own "prosperity gospel".

How many there numbly nodded their heads, as opposed to showing "WTF" expressions?
hoser

It was amusing because most of the pioneers drive miled out beaters. The only pioneer that has a nice car and takes vacations was " doing nothing for the truth" for about 15 to 20 years and during that time saved up a very impressive nest egg for himself.