by SYN 21 Replies latest social humour
* You've read this list. After all, it IS on the internet. And, we all know what the internet is! (A wretched hive of scum and villiany)
I'm deeply flattered...
"Vaccination has never saved a human life. It does not prevent smallpox." The Golden Age, Feb 4 1931 p. 293-4 - The Sacredness of Human Blood (Reasons why vaccination is unscriptural)
I think this guy is an APOSTATE!
Your parents still think you never smoked drugs!
Family still talks to you even though you have books in your house written by Apostates because they have no clue what they are!
You have new tattoo`s and piercings days after your DA letter was received by the elders and they come over and your having sex with a stripper!
Watchtower 1980 June 15 p.8 ) We hate them [ed: former members], not in the sense of wanting to do them harm or wishing them harm but in the sense of avoiding them as we would poison or a poisonous snake!
I don't know he looks like a WT spy to me...hmmmmmm
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"The only good elite are dead elite!!"-Naeblis
(Ok! He borrowed it)
It looks as if his glass is empty as well, definitely not the mark of Apostacy...
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
Valis your right!!!!...hmmm..I think we are on to something..Beans and Neablis the WT attorney must be in cahoots. Come to think of it they both live in the same area..Hmmmm very interesting...
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"The only good elite are dead elite!!"-Naeblis
(Ok! He borrowed it)
Together Naeblis and I are working on something very big! You will all be notified when the time is right and for now we cannot speculate on anything what so ever!
Beans
you can turn people into stone with your stare and shoot fireballs from your arse ...
... well, from the look on one sisters face that I saw coming down the isle in the supermarket she obviously believed it. Talk about turn tail and run! (and me such a nice guy [8>])
The sure sign for me is that elders, CO's and the like don't scare you one jot - they are just sad old little men. You realise that you know more about the bible and the WTS than they do!
haha... simon, I think I scared a few elders...they never knew what I might say..heheh......This scared some of them for sure...lol
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"The only good elite are dead elite!!"-Naeblis
(Ok! He borrowed it)
1) When you walk in, the whole bar says hello..
2) Have a sticky note by the door on Saturday mornings with talking points - just in case
Okay, I know the 2nd one is sick, but I'm ready for them!!
You might be an apostate if:
You find the thought of theocratic warfare (lieing) as being wrong.
You know that Beth Sarhim is a real place, and was a party place for da Judge.
You refer to the presidents of the WTS as Chucky, da Judge, Homer, Freddy Boy, and Uncle Milty.
Your waiting with anticipation for the JW episode on Dateline.
You have this massive urge to attend the Memorial services for the Crackers and wine (I loved the one that used a straw)
You answer the door when the JW's call, Naked and get them in a discussion about morals and deciency.
You send out copies of "Crisis of Concience" to all your former JW friends.
You find reading this stuff as being funny and not a serious matter.
Seedy
