The week before Christmas, you and your friends sing Christmas carols at the Kingdome Hall while people are entering the building.
You attend a meeting and light up a cigarette, cigar, pipe, or a joint.
During the meeting, you shout out, "Jesus loves you."
After the meeting, you walk up to an elder and say, "hey dude, wass happinen man."
At the book counter, you ask if you can exchange a copy of Crisis of Conscience for one of their books.