You openly purchase hot cross buns
You know your an ex J-Dub when...
by Batman89 32 Replies latest jw friends
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androb31
......you realize the word "happifying" is the the most stupified word you've ever heard.
......you no longer carry a man bag full of books and magazines.
......you're single and you buy your first 2 door non family (service) car.
......you eat a Thanksgiving turkey on Thanksgiving day instead of the day after.
......you can give/receive a Christmas gift on Christmas instead of later that week under the guise of "family day".
......you go on a date without a chaperone.
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Vidiot
androb31 - "......you go on a date without a chaperone."
...or you realize that your potential dating pool is waaaaay bigger than it used to be.
androb31 - "......you realize the word 'happifying' is the the most stupified word you've ever heard."
Best one yet.
I am never gonna forget that one.
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Xanthippe
....you buy two cadbury's chocolate button Easter eggs for yourslf - too good for kids.
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Vidiot
Jeff Foxworthy style:
If you suffer acute anxiety attacks while watching Roland Emmerich movies…
…you might be an XJW.
If you experience deja vu while helping your kids collect school activity pledges door-to-door…
…you might be an XJW.
If you have trouble remembering what weekday it is without some kind of reference point…
…you might be an XJW.
If you have to resist the urge to read the ingredients on a package of processed meat products…
…you might be an XJW.
If you're inclined to view Scientology as a bunch of half-assed amateurs…
…you might be an XJW.
If you’ve recently sent Darren Aronofsky fan mail…
…you might be an XJW.
If you’ve recently sent Darren Aronofsky hate mail…
…you might be an XJW.
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Vidiot
More Jeff Foxworthy style:
If the name "Warwick" doesn’t make you think of a pint-size actor in a furry costume…
…you might be an XJW.
If misquotes, flip-flops, and circular reasoning make you spitting mad…
…you might be an XJW.
If misquotes, flip-flops, and circular reasoning make you laugh your ass off…
…you might be an XJW.
If the word "Crooklyn" carries deep, personal meaning for you…
…you might be an XJW.
If you're thinking of tattooing T's and A's on your skin with no naughty connotations...
…you might be an XJW.
If you feel nothing but sympathy for the neighbors of Ned Flanders...
…you might be an XJW.
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Vidiot
Even more Jeff Foxworthy style:
If you've recently become somewhat skeptical of Prince's decision-making abilities...
…you might be an XJW.
If the names "Andre" or "Caleb" trigger uncontrollable facepalming...
…you might be an XJW.
If your favorite ringtone is a classic Bob Dylan song...
…you might be an XJW.
If you feel a strange kinship with the cast of Breaking Amish...
…you might be an XJW.
If you consider a PSA video for the deaf as a gift that just keeps on giving...
…you might be an XJW.
If a plastic toy wizard is your hero...
…you might be an XJW.
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EndofMysteries
you do something fun and don't feel guilty ie attend a dance party (july 2014 WT one brother enjoyed the immoral atmosphere of the dance parties he frequented. But after learning the truth, he has completely avoided dancing even at Witness gatherings)
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androb31
......you've watched the dubstep remix of the deaf masturbation video as well as the interpretation thereof and it didn't offend you but put you on the floor lyao for days.
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Phaedra
...you get all excited about coloring easter eggs at age 35 with your new worldly friends who have to teach you how.
Phae