If you guys could stop bothering god with your own petty selfish personal requests, that would be nice.
He's a lot of stuff to fix up here on a global scale. People starving, disease, natural disasters, global warming - you know, big picture stuff.
Clearly god is a hopeless manager of his time. While he is running around getting some of you lists of names and granting other mundane wishes, little kids are dying agonising deaths all over the place.