Iq Do Not Measure Natural Intelligentia (larc) (page 5)

Simon

so is this a group-hug moment or what ??

Imbue

LMAO @ simon

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"The only good elite are dead elite!!"-Naeblis
(Ok! He borrowed it)

larc

amac,

Are you crazy? Well, I don't know. You might be a pscyo-ceramic, a cracked pot, hee hee.

Time for some Psych. jokes. Two psychologists meet on the steet. One says, "Your fine, how am I?"

A guy goes to a psychiatrist because he still wets the bed at night. The psychiatrist perscribes a tranquilizer. The guy doesn't come back and months later they meet on the street, so the doc asked the guy if the tranquilizers helped. The guy says, "Oh yes, I still wet the bed, but I don't care any more."

A guy goes to a psychologist, and tells him about his delusion. He says, "Doc, I know this sounds crazy, but sometimes, I think I'm a Wigwam. Other times I think I am a Teepee. Wigwam, Teepee, Wigwam, Teepee. It's awful." Doc, says, "I know what your problem is, you're two tents (tense)"

As porky pig says, "badee, badee, baddee, that's all folks."

waiting

Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot. Jay Leno

I was in analysis. I was suicidal. I would have killed myself but my analyst was a strict Freudian and if you kill yourself they make you pay for the sessions you miss. Woody Allen

My personal favorite:

After twelve years of therapy, my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said "No hablo ingles." Ronnie Shakes

waiting - joining group hug.

larc

Good ones Waiting,

A sign in a therapist's office. "If you are suicidal, you must pay in advance."

waiting

Thanks, Dr. Larc.

You go to a psychiatrist when you're slightly cracked and keep going until you're completely broke. Joan Rivers

It's amazing what little harm doctors do when one considers all the opportunities they have. Mark Twain

larc

Hey hon,

Whoops, I meant Hey Waiting, musta been a Freudian slip, well any way, next Christmas, would you send me one of them there quote books? I been runnen outa quotes.

Imbue

Yeah, but you have a better shot at a medical DX with a doc than a psych 101 student... I think I'll continue to refer people to the appropriate professional.

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"The only good elite are dead elite!!"-Naeblis
(Ok! He borrowed it)

Imbue

Larc why not quote yourself...

"not in the inner circle class"-larc

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"The only good elite are dead elite!!"-Naeblis
(Ok! He borrowed it)

waiting

Howdy Larc,

Actually, I have several quote books - I love to read other people's humor. And when we lose - or never develop - the capacity to find humor in ourselves or our professions - it seems to bring out the nastiness in people.

Mrs. Harvey, the stitches will come out in seven or eight days, so there is no reason why in about two weeks you cannot begin denying your husband sex again. Mark Bryant

Glad to see you keeping your sense of humor, Larc. It's worth it.

waiting

Iq Do Not Measure Natural Intelligentia (larc)

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