Something I need to clear up about the bible - It is not a BRONZE AGE BOOK! (page 5)

Oubliette - "No, no, no. They didn't die; they were raptured!"

Oh, that's good.

Ah, but that would mean that everyone else wasn't, and that'd never fly with the target demographic.

And now that I think about it...

....closer to a dozen songs, max (divided into three themes - epistolary, apocalyptic, and prophetic? )...

They'd all have to be satirical, but only noticeable to someone outside the subculture.

I got the album's name ("Unveiling") What would the band's name be? "Testament" is already spoken for.

What about "Patmos"?

What would the band's name be?

"Wormwood"

or, you could have a really beautiful female lead singer and name the band "Thyatira Banks"

ADCMS: ... you could have a really beautiful female lead singer and name the band "Thyatira Banks"

I'd lay down by Thyatira's banks, ... or would it be Thyatira's thighs?!?

I like "Wormwood"; very metal... but I wanna be the lead singer.

I don't know about the rest, but the final song could be "Theocratic Dominion".

Vidiot: I like "Wormwood"; very metal... but I wanna be the lead singer.

Wow, we're already have "creative differences!" That didn't take long!!! ... lol

Fine, I'm the lead guitarist.

Shirley, you've got the perfect name, 'specially if Wormwood has a bit of a goth streak (it's even better than "Marilyn").

Can you play bass or drums?

Vidiot, his name is NOT Shirley. It is AndDon'tCallMeShirley.

Kinda like "The Artist Formerly Known as Prince" only ADCMS is an ex-JW.

I'm allowed to call him "Shirley"; we're besties.

Oubliette - "Kinda like 'The Artist Formerly Known as Prince'..."

These days, he could be "The Artist Formerly Known as The Artist Formerly Known as Prince".

BTW, Since you're a metal fan with a sense of humor, I'll assume you've heard of Steel Panther?

Vidiot: Since you're a metal fan with a sense of humor, I'll assume you've heard of Steel Panther?

Sadly, no. My knowledge is vast, but it does have its limits.

But I'll google them and by tomorrow I'll be their biggest fan!

I am The Artist Formerly Known As Shirley.

I now prefer to be known only by this symbol: §

Something I need to clear up about the bible - It is not a BRONZE AGE BOOK!