You need to get off your Bowen diet and read more of the Bible. Get back to reality, yo.
Oh really? Which bit of the Bible should I get back to reading?
God divided the sea with a "blast of [his] nostrils." Exodus 15:8
Clams, oysters, crabs and lobsters are abominations to God. Exodus 11:10-12
God's treatment for leprosy: Get two birds. Kill one. Dip the live bird in the blood of the dead one. Sprinkle the blood on the leper seven times, and then let the blood-soaked bird fly off. Next find a lamb and kill it. Wipe some of its blood on the patient's right ear, thumb, and big toe. Sprinkle seven times with oil and wipe some of the oil on his right ear, thumb and big toe. Repeat. Finally kill a couple doves and offer one for a sin offering and the other for a burnt offering. Exodus 14:2-32
"And there we saw the giants ... And we were in our own sight as grasshopper, and so we were in their sight." According to this description, then, the giants must have been about 300 feet tall. These are the same giants (the Nephilium) that resulted when the "sons of God" mated with "the daughters of men in Gen.6:4. Of course these superhuman god-men should have been destroyed in the flood. So what are they doing still alive? Numbers 13:33
Joshua circumcises "again the children of Israel the second time." OUCH! Jos.5:2-3
God makes the sun and moon stand still so that Joshua could get all his killing done before dark. It was the first Daylight Savings Time. Not to mention that the amount of angular energy the Earth possesses is so great that if it were to stop spinning, the oceans would now be in orbit. Jos.10:12-13
And David smote the land and left neither man nor woman alive." (No wonder God liked David so much!) Among those that David exterminated were the Amalekites. But there couldn't have been any Amalekites to kill since Saul killed them all (1 Sam.15:7-8) just a little while before. 1 Samuel 27:8-11
The Amalekites are a tough tribe. Twice they were "utterly destroyed": first by Saul (1 Sam.15:7-8) and then by David (1 Sam.27:9-11). Yet here they are, just a few years later, fighting the Israelites again! 1 Samuel 30:1
An angel of the Lord kills 185,000 men while they sleep. "And when they arose, behold, they were all dead corpses." 2 Kg.19:35
God saves the author of this psalm "from the horns of the unicorns." He is a lucky guy -- those unicorns are vicious beasts. Psalms 22:21
God makes Lebanon and Sirion "like a young unicorn." LOL! Psalms 29:6
Isaiah has sex with a prophetess who conceives and bears a son. (You weren't expecting a daughter, were you?) God then tells Isaiah to call his name Mathershalalhashbaz. (It has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?) Isaiah 8:3
Some are transgressors "from the womb." But how can a newborn baby transgress? Isaiah 48:8
God likes neither woman nor pillows. He says, "Woe to the woman that sew pillows ... Behold, I am against your pillows." Ezekiel 13:18-21
The sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into blood." These "signs" were a lot more impressive before the causes of solar and lunar eclipses were understood. Joel 2:31
God stands on a wall holding a plumb line while he talks to Amos. Amos 7:7
Jonah escapes from the omnipresent god by fleeing to Tarshish. Jonah 1:3
"All scripture is given by the inspiration of God." Even Judges 19:22-30 and Ezek. 23:20? 2 Tim.32:16
John quotes Jesus (1900 years ago) as saying he will come "quickly." Rev.22:7, 12, 20
Now, go and play!
"Vaccination has never saved a human life. It does not prevent smallpox." The Golden Age, Feb 4 1931 p. 293-4 - The Sacredness of Human Blood (Reasons why vaccination is unscriptural)