I agree Listener, the GB knew they had to come up with something for the all important AGM of 2014 that would distract from the fact that the Kingdom "now established in the heavens" has done only two things in the last 100 years , sod-all and f***-all.
So they had to put the TV crap together so fast that it comes over almost like a Pirate TV station, or at least an amateurish regional one.
Can you imagine the panic amonth or two ago in the Wednesday GB Meeting? :
"Holeee sheeet boys, we have run out of stuff to keep the dancing monkey R&F happy, we can't shove a new doctrine in just now, they will not think that is at all wonderful, what the F*** are we to do ?"
"Some guy once said "Give 'em bread and Circuses", well, they eat the crap we feed 'em already, but the modern "Circus" is TV, lets cobble together our own TV"
" F***in' brilliant ! Lett, you already look like a Clown, you can front it ".
Hence Clown T.V was born.