by rebel8 41 Replies latest jw friends
What's is like shunning a loved one? - a heart-wrenching segment in which devoted congregation members discuss how painful it is to show their "loyalty to Jehovah" when they are forced to shun family members--fathers, mothers, sisters, brothers and even children--that have chosen to "leave Jehovah."
Better bring a hankie!
Everythings A Miracle While Riding With Jehovah's Chariot Like Organization
"Don't Listen To The Voice Of Stranger Trust Only In Jehovah's Organization" Starring Impromtu Governing Body Speaker : Rubber Mouth "Stevie Lett/Marshall Applewhite"
Why Spirtual People Like The Governing Body Are Proud To Be Fools For Jehovah Our Corporate Mascot And Silent Partner Who Will Kill All Corporate Nonconformist.
How about;..Questions from viewers. ...the chance for viewers to ask questions and accept our answers.
Participants must note, refusal will automatically mean expulsion from the ' jehovah's hand studio '.
Only a letter of apology and acceptance of our answer will allow that person to participate again.
( After a period determined by the ' jehovah's hand ' studio director )
The person in the interim , must sit quietly in the audience without interjection until they accept that ALL answers we give MUST be accepted until such times when we decide to change the answer.
LMAO😂😂😂 You guys are too much with this.
Fri Nite: Whose sign is it anyway? starring the hilarious ASL dude. Week one: A repeat of his clasic masterbation talk. Week two: What's new in the bedroom? covering "approved" and non approved sexual positions. Week 3: "oral" review A rundown of bedroom activities that make Jehovah sad. Note: Don't send the kiddos out of the room. No subject is inappropriate for young children. Have them watch carefully so they can be really really sure how to do what they are not supposed to think about.
I want to see a live dial in show where the GB get asked questions by the public.
What about a comedy show called:
Conditional FRIENDS.
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A film: Apocalypse Soon
Film:
Silence of the Lambs
How about....
PEDO PET: a touch and tag game, played between a Elder and two children. Played in a hide and go seek format. Hosted by Anthony Morris
Well, there has to be commercials....I suggest "koolaid"
Also, every hour on the hour there should be a frightening sequense on world destruction ...."this could be you' type of thing.
For the cooking show, don't forget the 144,000 dressing, which takes the place of 1000 Island.
