Let's suggest some programs for tv.jw.org

by rebel8 41 Replies latest jw friends

  • Balaamsass2
    Balaamsass2

    Church Chat with the Church Lady!!!! Governing body and elder scandels!!!!!!!

    https://screen.yahoo.com/church-chat-jim-tammy-faye-000000956.html

  • Ocean1111
    Ocean1111

    KMOL: Awake! 40 Year Old News That Doesn't Matter
    How to not connect Bible prophecy to even a dated world view by repetition of the past skewed for an agenda while highlighting the art of ignoring global events everyone and his mother sees on YouTube to form the modern events sluggish JW "Rip Van Winkles" of our time.

    Meet Your New Clergy, And So It Goes...
    Discuss the similarities of the traditional "Church" cleric system and the JW "Congregational" organizational hierarchy as a western corporate, urban veneered church clone, where the Bethel modern clergy now requires even the laity to dress just like them by the Bethel distinguishing attractive dress code so as not to "gnat" stumble anyone, for fear they may not also "gulp down" some Bethel UN NGO "camel".

    Meet The 8 Headed Bethel Pope
    Explain how the Bethel collective "Pope" and organizational cloned Papal system slipped under JW radar as just an urbanized modern updated version of the Catholic system—the same "dictator" contained in a handy "board of directors" aligned "divine" "committee" acting as one totally "evil slave" spiritually dead "body", while endlessly claiming the exact opposite.

    Understanding The Corporate Trinity Concept
    Dissect the JW Trinity of western corporate motifs that comprise their "mother of all idols" in an organizational triad of "Governing Body", "Bethel", "Slave", and show how all three are One! One God's "Organization" so holy it has sanctified and endorsed the UN with its own internal UN NGO version install. Now all JWs can ride and also worship the wildbeast at the very same time as worshiping the org idol and its component mini-idols!

    Mr. Lett's Carbon Monoxide Neighborhood
    Allow Stephen Lett to address kindergarten JWs for a solid three hours as the Bethel Alex Jones with a frontal, mid, and rear lobotomy. New JW doomsday products will be highlighted, like the "Bug Out Book Bag", Bethel Army Knife, and plenty of already "life water" dehydrated Watchtower snackables for the road to camp.

    Face the Apostate Nation
    Examine Bethel's modern apostate hallmarks and diversion tactics.

    You N
    Explain how, although JWs preached for 80 years that the first two United Nations related global presentations were prophecy, and they hadn't heard nothing from the UN for 45 years, the 1990 3rd UN presentation was not prophecy, not much of a newsworthy event, and instead great reason to become UN NGO instead—for the New "You-Knighted Nations" freshly rebranded world government is God's Kingdom on Earth! Final "new light" folks, we are WITH "Kingy North" y'all, he is OK with God and Christ now!

    Modern Doomsdayer
    Explain how to craft a premature "end of the world" delusion, right in Jehovah's witnesses, butter and baste the JW mind to perfection with it "to the effect Jehovah's day is here" prematurely, even though the Bethel apostasy is unexposed—in fact everyone else is "The Apostate"—and use that notion and delusion to conceal all Bethel reality while the UN achieves world peace instead through a final global war cycle postponing doomsday for everyone, there is no doomsday!!—it was just the standard global tribulation "problem" for world government "solution" con!

  • Zordino
    Zordino

    A new mini series: Steven Lett as Rubber Man.. The man with the rubber face... He's the Super Annoying Hero who fights thought crimes such as Independant thinking, Critical thinking.. any thinking at all.... Episode 1: Rubber man fends off the Evil Apostates to protect JW World by destroying any Logic and reason the Apostates can throw at them.

  • GrreatTeacher
    GrreatTeacher

    Build a Paradise Friend Workshop. Caleb chooses a panda, stuffs him to the correct fluffy size then adds aservice bag and dress shoes. Sophia stuffs that lion that she's been wanting. She adds the stuffing and a crown for the king of the jungle.He also gets dress shoes. Other friends available are tigers, kangaroos, miniature horses and lambs which have available service bags and dress shoes. Suits and ties as well as modest dresses are available for an additional small fee. They come with a babtismal certificate so they can start serving Jehovah immediately.

  • ShirleyW
    ShirleyW

    To borrow a title from an old game show, how about they start a show called "To Tell the Truth". On second thought i don't they're capable of doing so.

  • 4thgen
    4thgen

    Another commerical to add to the mix..... Poo-Pourri is a blend of essential oils that virtually eliminates bathroom odors! Our award-winning before-you-go ® toilet sprays come in a variety of scents and sizes.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aJTxUf4i84

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaQ1CdISw8o

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

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    .........Why Wait For Armageddon To Get the House of Your Dreams?!!..

    ......................................Throw the Owners Out now!..

    .................With The Help of Jehovah and a Good WBT$ Lawyer!!..

    ................http://njcourtcorruption.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/evil-devil-lawyer.jpg?w=217&h=272

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    .........................On The New WBT$ "JW.ORG TV Game Show"..

    ...................."YOUR GOING TO DIE AT ARMAGEDDON ANYWAY!!"

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    ............................................................................................................. http://i854.photobucket.com/albums/ab110/GeneralWaco/mutley-ani1.gif...OUTLAW

  • Apognophos
    Apognophos

    Hey Outlaw, I just noticed it's your 13th anniversary on the forum.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Hey Outlaw, I just noticed it's your 13th anniversary on the forum.....Apognophos

    Wow!..

    I wouldn`t even have noticed,had you not pointed it out..

    Thats a Long Time Ago..

    ................................................. http://i854.photobucket.com/albums/ab110/GeneralWaco/mutley-ani1.gif...OUTLAW

  • 4thgen
    4thgen

    Happy anniversary, Outlaw! Thanks for the laughs! 4thgen

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