Let's suggest some programs for tv.jw.org

by rebel8 41 Replies latest jw friends

  • Still Totally ADD
    Still Totally ADD

    Flowers Are Bad- A show on how flowers are not allowed in the KH except for funerals even though we believe the whole earth will be a paradise

    with lots of flowers but now god does not want them in his place of worship.

    Boobs, Boobs and more Boobs-Real life experiences of microphone handlers on which sister has the nicest ones.

    How to Become the Most Boring Speaker on Earth-Step by Step instruction on how to dull the minds of those listening to your mind control talk.

    How Sex is Not Important for Married Couples-Instructions on how Sex is not what married couples need to worry about instead we will show you

    how going out in field service and going to meetings is more fullfilling for a married couple and Sex

    should be only planned in advance during a time it does not interfer with kindom interest.

    Understanding the Wt. changeing teachings for dummies-We all sometimes get confused about our numerous changes in doctrines for the next 30

    mins. you will listen to a speaker tell you to just trust the GB they know what they are

    doing.

    There that's my 2 1/2 cents worth. Still Totally ADD

  • 3rdgen
    3rdgen

    Dance program: "The Pioneer Shuffle" Learn a new dance each week and practice at the KH.

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze

    A Survivor-type reality series with a mock paradise setting. Contestants will be voted off one by one for being deemed 'not spiritual enough' by the other contestants. Like Survivor, there will be challenges(JW related) in which the winner can gain immunity from the vote.

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    Live streaming judicial committee hearings

    LOL. How about a People's Court version?

    What you are witnessing is real. The participants are not actors. They are actual judicial committees with an appeal pending in a kangaroo court. Both parties have agreed to dismiss their court cases and have their disputes settled here, in our forum: The People's Court. Judge Wapner is not an Elder, which is totally fine because Judge Rutherford was not a judge. He will use common sense to settle this, unlike the Elders. Will he order anyone to be shunned? Will he ask for details about loose conduct, like what type of panties people were wearing and if they had orgasms? Watch live.

  • MrMonroe
    MrMonroe

    You Be the Judge

    Live judicial committee hearing. Audience gets to vote on what "Jehovah's judgment" is: Keep, expel or counsel.

    This Wicked World

    Wrap-up of the day's news from around the world, featuring only wars, earthquakes, diseases and demonic attacks. Anchors sign off with "And, sadly, that's the way it was today. We'll be back tomorrow ... if Armageddon doesn't come first."

  • MrMonroe
    MrMonroe

    Cheaters: Camera crews secretly follow pioneers wasting time while claiming to be "in the work", then bust in on them in a coffee shop to confront them with the evidence.

    Truth or Travesty: Panel game in which players are presented with a selection of outrageous statements "that may be" from old Watchtowers, Awakes and WTS books. Can they spot the fake ones among the real ones?

  • Hairtrigger
    Hairtrigger

    A movie on what exactly transpires at "Armageddon" with special effects.

    How about" The Day After Armageddon". Resurrection en masse,with brothers and sisters shaking off the dust, folding hands and falling to their knees in prayer to The GB- Butt Naked !

  • j dubb
    j dubb

    I would rather watch The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour featuring the Waylon Smithers dancers.

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    True Grit Christians Shun Disfellowshipped Relatives

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUiCu-zuAgM

    Why Jehovah A God Of Love Must Destroy World

    Demonized Toys Are They good?

    Seat Stealing At Conventions Needs To Stop Now, The First Shall Be Last And Vica Versa

  • Apognophos
    Apognophos

    Great ideas; I love rebel8's, especially the People's Court judicial committee show.

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