9.10 am On the train heading in..how late am I? Train is full of Witnesses and Comic book characters...they have a Comic Convention. They seem to be having more fun.
Heading to Melbourne International Convention right NOW Regular updates live here!
by Witness 007 71 Replies latest jw experiences
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zeb
Lets see what state the jw are in after three days of monotone lectures.
Keep in mind the purpose of convention talks is for the speaker to use up his time plus and to use 100 words where proper speech planning would use 10.
As this round of conventions began months ago in the US any news (light) delivered is already months old and 'with-it' witnesses will be up on that via the webb.
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Witness 007
A sister on the train is preaching to an indian lady refering her to JW.ORG no literature offered. Interesting. I asked the the attendants where I could buy a bible he said they only have convention releases??? I cant get a bible here!!!! Irony.
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stuckinarut2
Hey witness007
Want to meet up?
a few of us are trying to arrange something!
pm me....
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Witness 007
Mormon church scaling back door to door in favour of social media...not us Witnesses. All attendants have JW.ORG on there backs...creepy!!!
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Witness 007
Sister tells hairdresser she wont need to color her hair soon due to the kingdom! I recommend stock up on paroxcide sisters.
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stuckinarut2
More guilt, more of the same...
Do more, pray more, etc
Support 'christs brothers'
Expect persecution. Develop a persecution complex.
Oh and don't revile be greedy or be immoral.
if you are gay, you can just overcome it and pray more...don't "give in"
preach more...demos of how to do it...
be a robot.
opening song: listen obey and be blessed
Happy half hearteded clapping for every demo and interview
Wash, rinse, repeat...
wash, rinse, repeat...
OH! AND: " the end is very close now!"