by purrpurr 58 Replies latest jw experiences
punkie: I died 73 years ago because I was gored by a unicorn from Satan(tm) but then Jehovha(tm) wanted me for an Apostate(tm) so he resurrected me inside the bum of an elephant. Then my leg fell off and flaoted down the river in 1975.
Weird. The same exact thing happened to me...
ADCMS - Oh, so that was you in the elephant with me. Well, I'll be!
I wonder if we could start a JW Experience(tm) that would make it's way into JW legend and a$$emblies.
Back in the day I'm sure someone used to 'verify' lies and bilge water experiences(tm) before embellishing and exaggerating them.
My my...how times change.
I heard this BS story years ago. It was supposedly in Japan, and her father was in the Japanese mafia (Yakuza [sp.]) All reasearch I did then indicates that it was a pure, unadulterated, BS story. Like all the rest of the "experiences".
Like so many WT/JW "stories" they are always 3rd+ hand. No one ever saw it first hand.
That's a good one, although I know that isn't how it was intended.
Not to forget the final part of the story -- the sister was asked if she had any regrets. Her reply? "No... because my father is here in the audience with us today!"
If it has any truth to it, with the way things have gone in Japan with JW's, it should be updated with the girl learning TTATT and lamenting losing her fingers for the stupid cult.
I heard one at ours....
A father returns from traveling abroad and realizes that he has Ebola, his oldest son says he wants to be a witness, the father gives him Ebola cause he doesn't want him to. The kid recovers and says to the father that he still wants to be a witness. The father purposefully gets bit by a rabid racoon and bites his son when he becomes sympotomatic. They both recover after a long bout. The kid still wants to be a witness, so the father.......(insert absurdity here)
Complete and total BS
To be fair to the Japanese, Japan's population is in decline, so it is likewise reflected in the JW statistics. Besides, many have moved to serve in other countries where the need is greater, and that is not reflected in the statistics
The Ebola-racoon one is nuts! Seriously???
The story is true. This is the girl's father. LOL
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