New pick-up lines for non Ministerial Servants

by Quarterback 36 Replies latest jw friends

  • Zordino
    Zordino

    Hey baby I'm not an MS but I absolutely Love going downtown. Unlike those MS/Elder types. So marry me honey.

  • Spectre
    Spectre

    Wanna go out? I was just appointed a MS and I feel my spirituality growing.

  • SadElder
    SadElder

    I'm an elder in waiting.

  • Quarterback
    Quarterback

    Ouch.....Oubliette watch that F word

  • sparrowdown
    sparrowdown

    They are called "mini"-servants for a reason honey.

  • sparrowdown
    sparrowdown

    Hey baby, I ain't no elder's bitch! But you could be mine.

  • Oubliette
    Oubliette

    Quarterback: Ouch.....Oubliette watch that F word

    I was. Glad to know you're watching too!

  • Hairtrigger
    Hairtrigger

    " Hey Beautiful! How about lunch after the walk in the clouds. I mean FS."

    "Not unless you are an MS!"

    " Is that your new GB BS?

    " DON"T YOU DARE Talk to me ever! Try your luck on some online DS.

    " Might as well. Looks like this hot- under- the- wire's got PMS!

  • Finkelstein
    Finkelstein

    I've got a pair of tight pants at home , do you want to come over and see them.

    I just want to show Brother Morris I'm not gay .

  • Splash
    Splash

    "Wanna come back to mine and help me do mimes to the Kingdom Melodies?

    I'm up to Stay Awake, Stand Firm, Grow Mighty!"

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