Hey baby I'm not an MS but I absolutely Love going downtown. Unlike those MS/Elder types. So marry me honey.
New pick-up lines for non Ministerial Servants
by Quarterback 36 Replies latest jw friends
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Spectre
Wanna go out? I was just appointed a MS and I feel my spirituality growing.
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SadElder
I'm an elder in waiting.
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Quarterback
Ouch.....Oubliette watch that F word
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sparrowdown
They are called "mini"-servants for a reason honey.
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sparrowdown
Hey baby, I ain't no elder's bitch! But you could be mine.
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Oubliette
Quarterback: Ouch.....Oubliette watch that F word
I was. Glad to know you're watching too!
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Hairtrigger
" Hey Beautiful! How about lunch after the walk in the clouds. I mean FS."
"Not unless you are an MS!"
" Is that your new GB BS?
" DON"T YOU DARE Talk to me ever! Try your luck on some online DS.
" Might as well. Looks like this hot- under- the- wire's got PMS!
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Finkelstein
I've got a pair of tight pants at home , do you want to come over and see them.
I just want to show Brother Morris I'm not gay .
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Splash
"Wanna come back to mine and help me do mimes to the Kingdom Melodies?
I'm up to Stay Awake, Stand Firm, Grow Mighty!"