by Quarterback 36 Replies latest jw friends
1 They are just skipping me for an eventual elder position because of my intricate bible knowledge.
2 The reason why I'm not a MS yet is because I've been rumored to be a sex crazed druggie who looks for the most youngest and a cutest girls
to have sex with . Of course these are just rumors without two witnesses to back up any these accusations, so help me God !
Fink: The reason why I'm not a MS yet is because I've been rumored to be a sex crazed druggie who looks for the most youngest and a cutest girls to have sex with.
That could be anyone, even an elder or a CO.
Not funny!
Tony the Turd really made a big fool of himself this weekend.
More pick up lines,
11: I'd be willing to stop wearing my colourful socks for you.
12: Stop!!! You had me at, "You're not a MS?"
13: I have an Uncle who is a MS. He taught me all my moves.
14: I'm an undercover MS
New Tshirt slogan:
"I am 23, and an MS! -- Hello Ladies!"
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#15: Yeah, there's a reason I'm not an MS, ... several actually! What's it to you?
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#16: No, that's not an iPad in my pocket, but I am glad to see you!
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#17: That's right. That marking talk was about me!
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#18: Ya' know what, don't fuck with me unless you want to fuck with me. I don't have time for this bullshit!
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1 The organization has never paid out millions in a law suit for me groping children, so a how about a date ?
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2 Before I become a MS I was thinking about doing some sining of a sexual nature just in case I don't get married for awhile, so what are you doing Saturday night ?
