Does Bruce Jenner (Caitlyn) qualify for Baptism?

by John Aquila 10 years ago 26 Replies latest 10 years ago watchtower beliefs

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  berrygerry 10 years ago

  We had a male study in our KH.

  He moved to another province and got baptized, after changing back to female.

  (Explained why he sucked so bad at football.)
  

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  DATA-DOG 10 years ago

  Excuse me if I don't trust the WTBTS's "science" when it it come to genetic issues, sexuality, or....well...ummm...ANYTHING.

  These are the same people who consider IVF equal to fornication, and consider women to be complicit in acts of rape if they don't scream.

  DD

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  Finkelstein 10 years ago

  Yes but only in a bikini

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  DwainBowman 10 years ago

  Sorry, but who cares! There are really important things to worry about!

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  Las Malvinas son Argentinas 10 years ago

  As I understand it, this thread is a case of demonstrating absurdity by being absurd. Yes, Caitlyn Jenner would indeed be required to become Bruce Jenner again to qualify for baptism as one of Jehovah's Witnesses. In addition, she (now he) must renounce all claims to being a woman and complete the re-transition into a man. Any genital mutilation or hormonal issues that would come as a side effect would have to be taken care of by Jehovah after Armageddon once He makes Bruce (formerly Caitlyn) into a perfect human being.

  It's a shame something like that didn't happen while the person still was officially in the organization, because that would make for one hell of a local needs talk.

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  DATA-DOG 10 years ago

  If her transgressions were "years in the past" and she had "evidence of Jeehoober's blessing" in her life, then she would qualify.

  She could be an Eldub in about three years! Lord knows they are desperate enough.

  DD

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  Heaven 10 years ago

  And once again, this kind of thing just confirms what I knew as a teenager.

  Botchtower claims everyone has a chance to become a Jehovah's Witness.

  This is 100% bull crap!
  

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