Top 10 ways to get rid of Dubs at the door

by absolutelynoone 33 Replies latest jw friends

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  Pro

  Graciously accept their literature saying "Thanks! I just ran out of toilet paper."
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  thewiz

  only 3 on my list,

  1)I'm
  2)an
  3)apostate

  ---
  On a more serious note though

  Tell them about your piercing in your frenulum, and I'm not talking about the one under the tongue
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  Beans

  #4 and

  1)I'm
  2)an
  3)apostate

  CLASSIC
  #13 Answer the door in your Smurfs nightgown

  What would I do without you clowns?

  Beans
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  OUTLAW

  If you want to get rid of dubs at the door,show them the dub you got on the BBQ..LOL...OUTLAW
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  absolutelynoone

  These are getting good. Let's keep adding and then we can compile a doozie list to send to David Letterman's top 10. There really is a site where you can do that.

  how about: Tell them you'll listen to their message if they can recite the pledge of allegiance.
  (someone actually did this to me once when I was a kid in service. I started to recite it and my mom smacked the back of my head and said, "come on, he's not interested".)

  or ask while covetously feeling the fabric of their suit or dress, "What size do you wear?"

  or you could answer the door with a camera in hand and take their picture before any words are exchanged.
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  TR

  or you could answer the door with a camera in hand and take their picture before any words are exchanged.

  llove that one! Then you can scan it, alter it to whatever your heart desires!

  TR

  UADNA-WA
  Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America- Washington Division
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  Valis

  TR...and post it here....that thread would definitely be the most read of all time..heheh

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  absolutelynoone

  that settles it. I'm going to start keeping my digital camera by the front door. heh heh
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  AjaxMan

  Taking from absolutelynoone's idea, how about use a camcorder and film them at the door and start asking questions about dateline. I wonder if that will shoo them away.

  I wonder if you can act as if you have Tourette syndrome and start cussing and saying a lot of nonsense out of the blue while they are at the door. heh heh
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  GentlyFeral

  Be real friendly and ask how their day in service is going. Ask if they've placed any literature or started any Bible studies. When they say "No" -- and they will ...

  offer to cast a good-luck spell for them.

  GentlyFeral