Surefire Ways To Know You're A Woman...

by WildTurkey 34 Replies latest social humour

  • WildTurkey
    WildTurkey

    OH! I forgot LOL

  • ring
    ring

    I really dont have anything against women, I think every man should

    own one -WT

    ROTFLMAO

  • Morgaine
    Morgaine

    Everyman should own one? Well, then your in the right religon , sweety ... heeee

    and Don't attempt to hide your real feeling with such a thin shroud , you embrace these *opinons* or you wouldn't find humor in it.

    kinda sad to be so affected by stereotypes like that. It's good to question why we believe what we do, there may be some fallacy in our reasoning!

    Happy Healing !

    Regards,

    Morgaine

  • Solace
    Solace

    Turkey, I just wanted to thank you for makin' me giggle today.

  • one
    one

    heaven,

    yes that is what i said, as you know jw women are not even allow to talk or ask too many question. "Ask your husband" so the bible says.

    Wild T.

    Your suggestiion does not do any justice to women statistically speaking."own one", they outnumber men, (another fact) so what about the rest? or did you mean "at least one"

  • Morgaine
    Morgaine

    One ,

    you are sooo right on with that one. All aspects of christianity teach such intollerance, and oppresion as if the female is "sub human" and they justify it by saying we "earned it"

    In my opinion Eve (cutie that she is) was the first philosopher using the reason of her "rational mind" and instinctual flesh" that she was made with - exploring her world! Honestly, why be made with a reasoning mind just to supress it? (oh blaspheme)

    My sore point with the story ever since i was a wee pup , was that "Adam" (being older and knowing better) knew exactly what he was doing and mentioned it before hand ... he blamed it on EVE like a spoiled child and what's more God bought it. So then Evie recieves the worst punishment.

    What would we do to our older son's and daughter's who gave this line of reasoning about thier siblings? uh huh , i know you hear me.

    I think this sounds so irrational! So, my theory is someone *edited* the bible and god (opps capitol G) is waiting for us all to "catch on" I say we reverse the roles and the punishment starting with "wild turkey"

    "So, get in the kitchen and make me a pie, bitch!"

    heeee

    Morgaine

    Edited by - morgaine on 22 June 2002 22:55:54

  • Judith
    Judith

    bttt

  • WildTurkey
    WildTurkey

    Just like to take this time to thank all the guys in here for helping me, and thanks to Simon for throwing me under the bus. LoL

  • BeautifulGarbage
    BeautifulGarbage

    My sore point with the story ever since i was a wee pup , was that "Adam" (being older and knowing better) knew exactly what he was doing and mentioned it before hand ... he blamed it on EVE like a spoiled child and what's more God bought it. So then Evie recieves the worst punishment.

    That little ditty always bothered me too. The women are suppose to be dumber and weaker, yet Adam, the fool he was, allowed himself to be manipulated by Eve to take a bite. If he was suppose to be so darn smart, why did he? And then, Eve has to take it on the chin for his behavior.

    Sometimes, I'm amazed that anyone could take that silly book seriously.

    Andee

  • Morgaine
    Morgaine

    wild turkey ill get to you in a second ...

    BG - Yes, i so agree, im glad you felt and saw it too. (whew.. makes me feel better)

    and i was thinking that actually i dont even think adam was "manipulated" from the text we are given ...

    Eve just said "hey, check this out... "

    Adam said "is that from the tree?"

    Eve said "yeah - yonder snake friend talked me into not supressing my knoweldge"

    Adam said "ok"

    then turned spoiled brat. No manipulation from what i could see just a whole lota whinning on adams part - which makes his crime and unfair blame blame (coward style at that) exceptionally wicked.

    yep.

    morgaine

    Edited by - morgaine on 23 June 2002 15:4:3

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