The Bible: It does'nt make sense (page 3)

gravedancer

lmao @ Andee...that post was too much.

GD now waits for other explanations of the Bible....please be sure to point to God's patience, his Love (oops already had that one quoted from John 3:16). Sunday school answers such as this will truly change us. We never knew about John 3:16 - the cookie-cutter answer to everything.

The Lord came to me with a message for mankind: "I Jehovah am your God, go tell everyone that I will continue to let Satan and his demons infest you with pain and suffering until you feel love for me...." So everyone please: Spread the love!!!!!!

gumby

angels who lived in the very presence of God the spiritual realm or "Heaven" in which the angels in general live,

Yardirf. What keeps the other angels from doing the same thing? Did Jehovah say.....'the rest of you angels are not allowed to do what the others did'? Angels having sex with people!!!!!!!!!! Yes....truley a fiction story.

Yadirf

Gumby,

angels who lived in the very presence of God the spiritual realm or "Heaven" in which the angels in general live,

What sort of marriage are you attempting to make between the portion of Leander's words that I quoted (in red) and those of my own words (in black)? Or, perhaps, you haven't the cognitive ability to understand the simple English that I used throughout my comments -- does that more accurately explain the reason for your nonsensical concoction?

What keeps the other angels from doing the same thing? Did Jehovah say.....'the rest of you angels are not allowed to do what the others did'? Angels having sex with people!!!!!!!!!! Yes....truley a fiction story.

Well, what keeps other humans from being child molesters? Are you really this dense?

Angels having sex with people!!!!!!!!!! Yes....truley a fiction story.

Probably so in the mind of a person, such as yourself, who obviously doesn't even believe in the existence of angels to begin with! I think its so interesting, just think: Here most of Christendom's adherents believe that those of their children who unfortunately died of one cause or another ventured on to become an angel in God's Heaven (a belief represented by the figurines one finds in many stores which depict children with wings). The fact is, though, that there are no angels who are children in the spiritual realm -- being that ALL angels are adults, and were created as adults. Then at the other end of the spectrum there are the Gumby's, who reject the very notion of angels. Its all so very ridiculous it would be funny if it weren't so serious.

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SYN

TV resurrects John Wayne all the time; cloning reconstitutes creatures with the same DNA. What do you mean there's no more miracles?!

*cough* Cloning is not resurrection, it is duplication.

I think what this guy meant was, where are the OBVIOUS miracles, e.g. the parting of the waters, taking the animals two by two (that would have had to have been a miracle!), and stuff like that?

nancee park

By obvious you mean incredibly hard to believe. Even in 1970 many would have found cloning of humans hard to believe. In the 1800s it would have definitely been a miracle. The same of TV, email, radios. Cough.

gumby

Yardirf: Quote: " Here most of Christendom's adherents believe that those of their children who unfortunately died of one cause or another ventured on to become an angel in God's Heaven"

Oh pardon me! I forgot that only the annointed from 1935 onward get instant heaven when they die.....that is since 1914 onward. Does the society's interpretation actually make more sense to you than christendoms?

I never said I didn't believe in angels....you said I didn't. I don't believe they came and had sex with people.

By the way....quit giving your personal beliefs that is contrary to the dubs interpretation of where angels reside or you will be as apostate as you feel I am.

Yadirf

Bumby:

Oh pardon me! I forgot that only the annointed from 1935 onward get instant heaven when they die.....that is since 1914 onward. Does the society's interpretation actually make more sense to you than christendoms?

To be honest, no it doesn't. The fact is, there hasn't as yet been ANY of those that will rule with Christ resurrected.

I never said I didn't believe in angels....you said I didn't. I don't believe they came and had sex with people.

On WHAT basis do you believe in the existence of angels then? Plainly, not on the basis of the Bible since quite obviously you reject the Bible. Why do you find it so difficult to believe what the Bible says, that certain angels did such a thing at one time?

By the way....quit giving your personal beliefs that is contrary to the dubs interpretation of where angels reside or you will be as apostate as you feel I am.

What makes you an actual apostate (assuming that you WERE once a JW of course) is that you fight against the WTS. I don't do that ... never have ... never will. Have you never read Daniel's prophecy as recorded at Daniel 11:35? Those mentioned as having *stumbled* at certain teachings do so not as enemies but as friends of those taking the lead in Christ's congregation.

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plmkrzy

Oh Happy Days

Yadirf

To lovely Janiece:

Say, I see that you live in Jamaica? If I'm not mistaken it seems that there is where Johnny Cash has one of his several homes. I have a book that he wrote, where he mentions it. Just wondering if you've by some chance heard of the place, or seen it before.

Hey Janiece, do you know how to spell "hell"? You say yes? No you don't, you just thought you did! For your information, its spelled H ... E ... double-hell. Now see you learned something messing around with ole Friday, didn't you. Heh heh!

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plmkrzy

its spelled H ... E ... double-hell. Now see you learned something messing around with ole Friday, didn't you. Heh heh!

LOL, Actually it's spelled H E Double Toothpicks. But who's counting

Nope Haven't been to Johnny's place in Jam. But I've been to his ranch in OHIA.

The Bible: It does'nt make sense

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