notes from the underground

by Incense_and_Peppermints 25 Replies latest jw friends

  • crawdad2
    crawdad2

    can i get a cabin with a pedophile in good standing?......... i'm an apostate in good standing.

  • Incense_and_Peppermints
    Incense_and_Peppermints

    southland: that worked. thanx. here's somthing really scarifying:

    jlufin
    NewbiePosts: 6
    (4/30/02 11:18:22 am)
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    SERVICE BABIES
    Here come the service babies...

    Click here if the pictrure is not seen on your screen
  • The_Bad_Seed
    The_Bad_Seed

    Five pictures down, first in the row should read "Not another District Convention!"

    The very last one should read "Bye WTBTS, if I could only properly flip you the bird!"

    Edited by - The_Bad_Seed on 8 July 2002 13:27:54

  • Incense_and_Peppermints
    Incense_and_Peppermints

    ok, isn't this corruption of a minor, or something?

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    JohnZogby
    Newbie
    Posts: 4
    (6/16/02 9:46:42 am)
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    Online?
    hello, i have recently met a young boy online, of i believe 16 years of age, that has shown interest in learning about the Truth, and about Jehovah. However, his parents are extremely strict, and he does not have the ability to learn from JWs in his community. He has asked me if i would mind helping him online, and of course i would not, but the problem is, im very rarely online. I was wondering if there is anybody here who spends considerable amounts of time online, and would be interested in talking to this boy. Thank You

    chicamell
    Newbie
    Posts: 1
    (6/16/02 2:22:07 pm)
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    Re: Online?
    I'm online a lot.
  • DakotaRed
    DakotaRed

    I wonder if they would abandon ship in mid-sea if they discovered an Apostafest Cruise on the ship?

    Lew W

  • Incense_and_Peppermints
    Incense_and_Peppermints

    what exactly is "apostate literacture" anyway?

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    Jman144000
    Newbie
    Posts: 45
    (6/22/02 8:34:04 pm)
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    Zealous Kingdom Proclaimers: News from Canada
    Here's the news for the 2002 district convention of Jehovah's Witnesses...

    Warning this post may contain spoilers...

    The Convention held already in June 14-16 in Calgary Alberta at Pengrowth Saddledome was interrupted on Sunday when the thousands of our brothers and sisters were forced to evacuate when they were informed that there might be a bomb in the building... I'm not sure the details as I live in a different district... but all present at the convention were evacuated in under 12 minutes, the local police and fire department directing the evacuation expressed how calm and orderly the evacuation had been, brothers in different area's in the safe zones around the building right away began prayers, and the brothers and sisters sang Kingdom melodies as the police and fire department searched the building.

    Rumor has it, that a number of Apostates were attending the convention, and spreading apostate literature around the building.

    The police could readily recognize who was and who wasn't one of Jehovah's Witnesses when allowing them to return to their seats, if they couldn't tell, they would have to display their Zealous Kingdom Proclaimer Convention cards or their Medical Directives or be identified by someone already checked out as being a witness (or interested one, etc.)
  • FriendlyFellaAL
    FriendlyFellaAL
    Warning this post may contain spoilers...

    You have got to be kidding me!?! I'd sure hate to go to the assembly and have one of the sessions ruined for me. Honestly, I've stayed away from all the convention spoiler sites this summer just so I could go into it fresh. LOL!

    Brian

  • FriendlyFellaAL
    FriendlyFellaAL

    Just noticed that they didn't even call it a 'blood card'...now, it's a Medical Directive. Sheesh!

    Brian

  • ItsJustlittleoldme
    ItsJustlittleoldme
    can i get a cabin with a pedophile in good standing?......... i'm an apostate in good standing.

    ROFL!

  • Incense_and_Peppermints
    Incense_and_Peppermints

    bad seed: i wonder if you'll get a reply... if you do, will you post it?

    dakota: hey they might face drowning over associating w/evil apostates. of course you know jehovah will send down some cosmic life preservers and maybe even an "apostate-free" ship too. he does got their back, yo

    brian: too funny. what kills me is "Rumor has it, that a number of Apostates were attending the convention, and spreading apostate literature around the building." like they were the ones who started the bomb threat in the first place. tsk-tsk don't they know it's not nice to make things up like that?

    hey dawn: party on girl! (if you're not a girl, my apologies)

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