Church of Derp: New Light... Adam's Nipples
by freemindfade 27 Replies latest social current
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sir82
LOL at John the Baptist wearing a baptism-approved logo-less t-shirt. -
Heaven
LOL! This is awesome fmf.
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freemindfade
Heaven you helped inspire me lol. -
LoveUniHateExams
It's strange. WTS shows Adam's nipples yet he had no need for them but they always cover Eve's breasts and she sure had a need for them.
Created perfect, she probably had a great rack before children and age took their toll.
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freemindfade
yea 900 years AND mothering all of mankind has got to result in some biblical level droopage -
prologos
I always used modern men's nipples as an illustration why one could have sex appendages in the resurrection, yet not be driven by hormones to use them .
The idea seems to make sense though, that he would have have had nipples, He needed them more than modern men, after all, all human traits were supposed tohave been in him, his nippels, his rib.
I do not believe the story, details, but just seeing what follows.
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cappytan
This is exJW comedy gold. lol -
freemindfade
We must create a completely satirical site to JW.org. There are so many serious ones out there that are very good, look what john stewart and steven colbert have accomplished, we could be the apostate version lol. -
Hold Me-Thrill Me
Let me clear this up right now. Adam had nipples. I have nipples, my wife had nipples. This is proof that Adam had nipples.
Let us move on to more important matters: Why did Adam listen to his wife's voice? Was he stupid or just madly in love?