Church of Derp: New Light... Adam's Nipples

by freemindfade 27 Replies latest social current

  • fulltimestudent
    fulltimestudent

    The default development of an embryo is female, whether or not the final result is male or female. It takes several weeks for a Y chromosone to affect change, and by that time the nipples are already formed.

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    Nipples remind us that gender is anything but clear-cut, especially in utero. Whatever your sex, everyone starts off as a woman in the womb.
    For the first several weeks a developing embryo follows a "female blueprint," from reproductive organs to nipples. Only after about 60 days does the hormone testosterone kick in (for those of us with a Y chromosome), changing the genetic activity of cells in the genitals and brain. But by then those mammary papillae aren't going anywhere.
    So the real question is: why do male nipples come equipped with nerves and blood vessels? In many male mammals nipple formation is stunted by hormones, but not in humans. Did prehistoric men nurse their young? The lack of evidence suggests not. More likely, full-grown nipples — being harmless — don't get weeded out by natural selection.

    - http://www.livescience.com/32467-why-do-men-have-nipples.html

    Another interesting facet of male nipples, is that they are the only 'sexually sensitive' male body part that does not have a dual function.

  • Heaven
    Heaven

    fmf said: Heaven you helped inspire me lol.

    Awww, shucks.

  • freemindfade
    freemindfade
    Fulltimestudent you solved it. Adam was never and embryo. He was the chicken before the egg thus no nipples ain't biology great.
  • Hold Me-Thrill Me
    Hold Me-Thrill Me
    "Adam was never an embryo" I'll have to reconsider my post. New truth...Adam did not have nipples!
  • freemindfade
    freemindfade
    The light gets ever brighter...
  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    So. to recap. No nipples, no belly button, possibly no goolies either.

    Did God glue his cobblers and trunion on when he took his rib to make Eve?

  • Heaven
    Heaven
    Was Adam Andre's father? Inquiring minds need to know.
  • punkofnice
    punkofnice
    Heaven4 minutes agoWas Adam Andre's father? Inquiring minds need to know.
    I'm sorry. You'll have to wait on Derp-hovah for the answer.

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