Church of Derp: New Light... Adam's Nipples (page 2)

punkofnice

I have a questions from readers.

Did Adam have a belly button?

I await the Governing body's reply.

freemindfade

Adams religious beliefs made him ripe (no pun intended) for manipulation. That and the power of the p***y.

Hold Me-Thrill Me

No, Adam did not have a belly button. He never needed one. A belly button, unlike nipples, is not genetically induced. ;)

punkofnice

HMTM - thank you for this increasing light. I wondered if God had poked him in the belly when he was baking him...you know..to let the steam out.

Thanks for clearing that up. Praise the Derp!

cappytan

I think the real issue is, since Adam didn't have the balls to stand up to Eve, how did he produce all this offspring? No balls = no semen = no offspring.

CHECKMATE.

Hold Me-Thrill Me

Cappytan,

Adam had Eve. The only man on earth, had the only woman on earth. I'm sure he found his balls as some point. lol

_Morpheus

Lol that is too funny

fulltimestudent

Looking at men's nipples will make you gay!

Ask any gay man, whether they prefer to kiss men's nipples or women's nipples.

Hold Me-Thrill Me

To add come clarity to the subject of men's nipples and women's nipples: in truth it is no big deal. Mammals have nipples. It is the way it is.

zeb

and eve always has well done eyebrows, manicured nails.

Church of Derp: New Light... Adam's Nipples

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