VALIS....mom wouldn't believe this because it is on the internet.
Man Is Extremely NAUGHTY!
by SYN 26 Replies latest social humour
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Preston
I find it ironic that we're getting this information from a mouse with a tennis racket who happens to be a hit with the ladies! ;-)
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SYN
Preston: Lady!!!! Singular!!!!
And, I am not a mouse with a tennis racket - it was the closest I could find to a Chupa.
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Xandria
SYN.. um do you mean CHUPA Sangre or rubio.. other wise chupa .. just means suck. (in spanish). In Mexico they have a creature called a Chupa Sangre or blood sucker.. this "monster" goes out and sucks the blood of goats etc. It is a small village superstition.
Chupas ( Suckers are an whole other thing. like lollypops)
And, I am not a mouse with a tennis racket - it was the closest I could find to a Chupa
Any way... I guess with the story you can um say his girlfriend was a real DOG. Now that is very sad. Poor puppies.. ! I hope no one out there would be that desperate for a relationship.
Also they should post his picture w/ a warning to others. So women w/ pets stay clear of him.
Xandria
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Reborn2002
That is one of the sickest things I have ever heard.
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SYN
Xandria: I just invented the word "Chupa" out of thin air. Little did I know it means "blood sucking vampire"!!!!! Hehe!
Mice actually rock. I mean, imagine having balls that are nearly 5% of your total body weight!
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Vivamus
Those poor doggies.
However, I'll bet you it will be a watchtower in the near future under the heading "Signs that the end s coming".
Viv.
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13th_apostate
that is disturbing news. even more disturbing than the guy who, about a year ago, got caught putting a blue nightie on a sheep at university farm and was about to "have relations with it" when some college kids caught sight of him and ran him off the school's property.
will
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thewiz
if homosexual relations are OK then why aren't beastial ones? - i do have to admit though, someone or things did get hurt in this case however.
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TruckerGB
I did here once that a man in Devon (uk) got caught having sex with a pig,
The reason he got caught,
the pig squealed on him.
The first bits true!.