A sister friend of my mother's was caught by her husband having sex with the family Great Dane. Honest. He ended up telling my mother the dog was on top of her. Apparently she had him trained. (the dog) (the husband told my mother when the divorce was pending)
This happened about 10 years ago. My mother told me Carla and Mike were getting divorced. I was surprised. They had seemed very happy. Apparently not. She raised Great Danes for years and apparently was really into this. She actually had told my mom during one of their girl talk sessions. She told my mom the dog was really hung. Honest. My mother told me all this over the phone and I told her that there was no way a woman could have sex with a dog. Carla had to be joking or she misunderstood. I had only heard of men with animals; never a woman with one.
I recall telling my mom to ask Carla if she were joking; Mike could not be that bad. Mom followed up and Carla said she was joking; she was sorry for offending my mom and she was stressed at work. My mom told me and I told her to just let it drop. She agreed. Then a year or so later, the truth comes out!
He ended up getting divorced from Carla; she was DFd and my mom lost track of her. He got remarried and was warmly treated at the congregation.
I swear this is true. It was so strange, there was no way my mom could make it up. I hae thought that maybe Mike set Carla up and lied, however, when Carla told my mom jokingly about the dog, it all seemed to fit.
It makes me wonder why she thought a dog was better than a man. How bad is your sex life when you turn to your dog??!!
Edited by - puffsrule on 25 July 2002 19:41:29
edited to clairfy
Edited by - puffsrule on 25 July 2002 19:42:36