Alan F. and wife beaten while on vacation.

by seven006 52 Replies latest jw friends

  • seven006
    seven006

    Our friend Alan F. and his wife Julie have been on vacation in Oregon for a week. They took a couple days to visit the Oregon coast and rented a beach house in a small town south of Cannon Beach. I drove down from Portland yesterday to spend the day with them and their daughter Julie and my son Abe. We spent a few hours walking on the beach and then return to the beach house for something to eat.

    Julie made dinner as Alan and I sipped a little wine and talked about stupid ass JW stuff. It was right after dinner that it happened. We sat down to play a game of Trivial Pursuit, it was Alan and his wife Julie on the same team against me all by myself. About 45 minutes later the game was over. I beat their ass, not just Mr. MIT graduate with honors big brain know it all Alan but his equally intelligent and now very pissy wife Julie. I beat them, I kicked their ass and I did this little "I beat your ass" dance around the table.

    I really love both of them a lot, but, someone just had to put them in their place. Alan goes down to Northern California next week to see Farkel. Doug, if your reading this, I softened him up for you buddy, it's your turn now!

    Dave

    PS: To any of you Watchtower spy's who are reading this and jumped for joy when you saw the title of this thread I have only have one thing to say to you: Kiss My Ass!

  • Crazy151drinker
    Crazy151drinker

    Maybe I should give Alan F. his hat back......

  • Francois
    Francois

    I second your motion about the JW spies.

    francois

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    LOL. Ya got me. I had a lump in my throat.

  • expatbrit
    expatbrit

    Admit it, you've spent 8 years learning all the questions off by heart just so you could one day post this on the internet.

    Expatbrit

  • ThiChi
    ThiChi

    What the F**K. I started to cry when I read your topic and the first part of your story (yes, a man can cry). Cant you find another way to relate your story than to play on emotions?

    Edited by - thichi on 25 July 2002 12:32:59

  • SYN
    SYN
    I kicked their ass and I did this little "I beat your ass" dance around the table.

    Hehe! I can just picture it now!

  • Dutchie
    Dutchie

    No fair!!

    I began to think about crime and its affects on all of us only to learn that you were talking about a game of Trivial Pursuit!

    I'm ticked off!!

  • JanH
    JanH

    You scared the shit out of me. Well, heck, send my kind regards to the losers

    - Jan

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Hey Dave,Jeezus Murphy!!You had me going there for a moment,I thought we were going to hear some terrible news.I`m happy it was just a joke and you got to do the "I beat your ass dance" around the table(LOL)...OUTLAW

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