Alan F. and wife beaten while on vacation. (page 4)

ISP

Wow.........I thought something bad had happened to AF and wife!

Seven congrats on kicking @ss!

ISP

Onacruse,
Did you finally figure out who I am now Craig? You are such a bonehead. We have spent hours talking on the phone, you live about a mile from me and in chat the other night you couldn't put two and two together. Once you get all the JW crap out of your head you will begin to feel normal and then I might go out with you for that drink and a game of pool. Just a warning............nobody beats me at pool! What kind of wine do you like?

Cassiline,
I'm not much of a dancer but every once in a while the animal comes out in me and I have to jump up on the table and rip all my clothes off and do the "I beat your ass" dance. I'm now banned out of several pool halls in the city of Portland. Some people just have no scene of humor.

Larc,
Nope, I don't play anything very seriously, when it gets to the point of real heated competition I'd rather go play on the swings. Life is too short to take anything that seriously. The only time I go on the Internet is to do research or play with you guys. I found out that it is hard to get an opponent drunk when they are five thousand miles away.

Simon,
I like the way you think. Have you ever played TP for money? What kind of wine do you like? The utter humiliation of your opponent is absolutely the best part. It isn't really much fun until you make them cry a little. I think we need to get together and go head to head. How does a hundred bucks (dollars) a game sound? I'll bring the booze!

sunshineToo

seven006, ( SIGH...). No comment! x-(

DakotaRed

You had me going at first too. I was going to ask what hospital to visit them, but saw it was only Trivial Pursuit. I'm glad that's all it was.

Need I say you're a stinker???

Lew W

Watchtower Decruit

Double Edge

I was just getting ready to call 1-800-FLOWERS....Thank God I don't have to. Scheeeeeesh.

Farkel

Dave,

Just like you, I'm am an absolute whiz at Trivial Pursuit, and just like you, that's because I don't know any information that is actually worthwhile.

It's a damn good thing you didn't play Alan at "Watchtower Trivial Pursuit", because he would kick your ass all over the room. He even knows the location of all the moles on Clayton J. Woodworth's body and Woodworth has been dead for about seven hundred years now! He paid a blood fortune to get Woodworth's body exhumed so he could know all about those moles and where they were located. Just like you, and just like me, he doesn't know any information that is actually worthwhile, either.

I was going to play the piano for him when we get together, but he has a tin ear. I might as well beat on trash cans. He wouldn't know the difference.

(Any advice on what to do to occupy my time with a guy whose entire sense of humor consists of finding, sorting and listing all the grammatical errors in the collected works Joseph Franklin Rutherford and Frederick William Franz?)

Farkel

Edited by - Farkel on 25 July 2002 16:36:4

larc

Seven, point of clarification - NTN is not played on the internet. It is on a tv screen at certain restaurants and bars. It is a lot of fun, believe me.

Amazing

Dave (Seven006): You know that we are going to have to find a way to get even with you for scaring the hell out of us ... just watch yourself now ... we are biding our time until we can even the score. ... every time I see the title I feel this sense of having been took.

safe4kids

Dave! You rotten little stinker, you! After I realized it was a GAME, you had me laughing out loud...now my dog thinks I'm crazy but what does she know?

Anyway, good to hear from you. I've missed your sense of humor

Dana

Jesika

I was ready to read something terrible, and then I got to the game part and though oh s**t-- THAT kind of beating. Pretty funny--I wish I could have seen the---kicked your ass dance.

Alan F. and wife beaten while on vacation.

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