Alan F. and wife beaten while on vacation.

by seven006 52 Replies latest jw friends

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  Hmmm

  Winning isn't everything ... it's the ONLY thing (coupled with the complete and utter humiliation of your opponent).

  I used to play chess in high school (go figure) and we had two rules:

  1) You can't resign if you're losing;

  2) It's not a victory unless you a) take every one of your opponent's pieces (the everythang victory) or; b) you're able to taunt your opponent into running from the room crying.

  Funny thread. I'm glad to see that Alan and Julie are fine, and that Dave was just being a big ole jerk

  Hmmm

  Edited by - hmmm on 25 July 2002 18:49:41
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  onacruse

  DOH!

  Prepare thyself, Alan gave me a kinematics program for calculating every perfect pool shot, and you'll only feel the stick when I use it on your head as I do my own victory dance around your pathetic carcass!!
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  think41self

  LOL @Dave

  I knew as soon as I saw the title, since I know your twisted sense of humor, that it would be a game you were talking about.

  As soon as you mentioned that you won...and bragged a little about how good you were, I assumed the game would be something like TWISTER! I can picture you being a damn expert at that one.

  The wine drinking strategy is a good one, I've used it before myself. Then the people have to go on the wagon or something and you have to come up with a new strategy. Since Outnfree already gave you your spanking, I will just give you a and tell you it's good to hear you laughing!

  Tracy
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  myself

  Dave,

  I hoped it was a game you were talking about, but just the same I nervously opened the thread.

  Yes it was nice of Alan to offer a place for Paula and me to sit when there, errrr ummm weren't any chairs.LOL

  Dave, you would give us a place to sit if all the chairs were taken wouldn't you?

  * makes a point to hide extra chairs.
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  COMF

  I beat Trivial Pursuit itself one time. An early version had the question, "How many children did Adam and Eve have?" The official answer was "Three". I assume they meant Cain, Abel and Seth. The correct answer is, "The bible doesn't say." Remember the society's old tracts, "Where did Cain get his wife?"
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  noidea

  Alan told me that they had simply run out of chairs in the room and that Paula and her sister needed a place to sit.

  Dave...

  I feel sooooooooooooooooo used..Alan said we were playing musical chairs!!

  You guys are the best, I'm crying now.....really I am. I think if Paula and her sister sat on my lap I would feel a lot better. I need....need.....sniff....love and stuff.

  I've been waiting for you to come to your senses..
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  patio34

  I checked the board and was thinking, gosh I really like this place. THEN I saw the title of this thread and thought "OH NO!!" You rapscallion you! Wish I couldda seen the I-beat-your-ass dance.
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  RedhorseWoman

  Oh, yeah, right....you beat Alan at Trivial Pursuit. Hmmm....let's see what's wrong with this picture. Here we have Seven, who is one whiz-bang, super-duper artist-type dude, who also has a lot of time on his hands and access to a printer that could produce a good facsimile of the Mona Lisa.

  Then, we have Alan.....drunk intellectual on holiday, who couldn't tell a fake set of Trivial Pursuit cards from a hole in the wall. Questions on said Trivial Pursuit cards sound a little odd to him, but he's drunk, and his wife is beating the crap out of him over the "musical chairs" picture.

  Somehow, Dave knows the answers to ALL of these questions....somehow.....and his fingers are covered with ink.

  Yes, Dave got lucky, all right. Suuuurrreeeee he did....yep.
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  seven006

  Sunshine,
  That was rather cryptic, does that mean I'm in trouble?

  Red,
  Stinker? No one has called me that since I was five years old. What ever it was I did then I didn't do now. At least I don't think I did. It's simply a misunderstanding. I suck at writing thread titles.

  Farkass,
  Quit trying to be like me. Why don't you try and be like Mike just like everyone else? I know a lot more worthless stuff than you do and you know it. If I don't know it I make it up and no one knows the difference. As far as music goes Alan likes early 70's disco. If you can whip up a few BeeGee's tunes he will love you. I couldn't care less about old JW dinosaurs, Alan can play that game all by himself. I have a very simple stance on the whole mess. They are all idiots, they have always been idiots and they will always be idiots.

  Larc,
  Oh ya, that bar game on the TV. Iv seen it before, haven't played it but Iv seen it. When I use to go to bars I always seemed to have my mind on other things.

  Amazing,
  Get even?..... With me?....come on now, you know better than that. I made a mistake and didn't write the thread title clear enough, that it. I didn't mean to scare anyone. Honest. Trust me. I'm not kidding. I'm a very serious person ya know.

  Dana,
  Thanks, Iv been busy lately and haven't had time to play with all of you like I use to. I lost my sense of humor for a while but I found it recently hiding under my bed with some hairy dust balls and dog eared old copy of Penthouse. I had always wondered what happened to them old dust balls.

  Jesika,
  What kind of wine do you like?

  Hmmm
  Jerk? Are you calling me a Jerk? Ok,......I can live with that.

  Craig,
  Go into your bathroom. Sit down in front of a mirror. Repeat these words: My ass is grass, my ass is grass. You can't learn everything from a book pal, bring some damn money!

  Tracy my little love muffin,
  That hurt, you have always loved my sense of humor. Now you say it's twisted? What about that time where we................no,...........OK, that time................Nope, that wont work either.......I know , remember when we............................shit........your right, it is twisted.

  I never played twister. It wasn't appropriate when I was a kid for good clean Christian get together. So, I never went to any.

  <<< Since Outnfree already gave you your spanking, I will just give you a and tell you it's good to hear you laughing! >>>

  You call that a spanking? She didn't even make me scream. You two are loosing your touch. Get with it or I am going to have to find a couple of others to put me in my place. I need discipline damn it!

  Myself,
  Of course I would help you and your little sister find a place to sit. I'm a gentleman damn it. My lap probably would be as soft and cuddly as Alan's but I think I could find room for a couple of little butts to park for a while. I don't know you as well as I do your little sis Paula but just in case I'll bring a lot of twenty dollar bills.

  COMF,
  Your such a bonehead. The question was how many children did Adam and Eve have that lived? The correct answer is none. Adam and Eve are a myth and none of us are really here. We need to get together for that beer pal.

  Paula,
  Another place, another time, another life. How many times do I have to tell you that?

  Big hug

  Dave
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  JT

  TOO GOOD

  you got me