what is the issue with smurfs? (page 3)

kat7302

cool - we're behind you soldier!

whats the sept 27th march and where do you hail from kind sir?

knighthawk1981

gainesville florida.....home of the University of Florida....surprisingly the dubs have two kingdom halls in town....which one to protest? and when do the pervs have there meeting usually

kat7302

I guess I could make it if you could shout me the airfare! Which one to march to, that is a problem...well on average the kingdom halls average two peadophiles per congregation so take your pick!

This topic is now showing up as hot as there are more than 20 replies...in actual fact its 2 people having a conversation......Im onto you sunshine, this is your game...trap an innocent female into a conversation with you in order to enhance your ratings..........nice! Clever boy!

knighthawk1981

what made you leave at 15....i mean who took care of you?

Jim_TX

All I know is this...

JW's seem to have a superstition about Smurf's... and Troll dolls.

I have gotten me a couple of Smurf's.

(I think one of 'em is Papa Smurf.)

I keep 'em around - just in case.

Next time a JW comes around, I plan on holding it in front of me... sorta like ya do with a Cross and a Vampire.

I am hoping them JWs will high-tail it outta here when they see the Smurf.

I also thought about spray-painting my Dancing Gopher from Caddyshack - the color Blue. I even talked to the Gopher about it.

Anyway, it has this button on the bottom that makes the Gopher dance a bit.

I wuz thinking about putting that out on the porch when the JWs walk down the street... hopefully, they would see a 'Smurf' <wink> <wink> dancing on my porch - and run!

Regards,

Jim TX

P.S. The Gopher told me he don't like the color Blue - so I ain't spray-painted him - yet <looking over at the Gopher>.

knighthawk1981

or you could throw blood at em.....or ask if they are also NAMBLA in disguise?

kat7302

Firstly I need to deal with the Jim_tx issue...........do you know that there are teddy protection agencies that forbid cruelty to your teddies? More importantly, I believe there are helpful organisations that can talk you through your need to converse with your STUFFED gopher.....Pray for yourself brother, while theres still time!

I left at 15 because I didnt want to be a JW anymore....I took care of me...not very well unfortunatley but to save me going through the anguish of retyping it...heres a thread I prepared earlier........................

www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=28824&site=3

um..that link isnt working for some reason! Go into members...kat7302 (1st page)..threads started by kat and look under Mental health and depression one! I think it was called "another boring lost soul story" or something! This will give you my life history...i will try the link again for you tho!

Edited by - kat7302 on 31 July 2002 21:13:2

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