JWDiscussion is a hoax!

sleepy

I've been looking a some conspiracy theories lately and I've just realised this site is a hoax!

Simon for a start does not exist.I thought I met Simon at Englishmans doo,but I was wrong it has suddenly dawnd on me that Simon was not there at all, it was all done with mirrors!I noticed that some of the other guests were very 2-dimentional,I was suspicious when Matty fell over in the wind ,when I picked him up and looked from the other side he was made of carboard, and Englishman is Scottish!

In fact most posters on here do not exist and are generated by a master computer in Manchester.I think that maybe the only poster that really exists is me!

Its all been a trick on me, thinking that JW's were not the true religion because of this site.

But now I've exposed you all.I'm going back to the JW's now I know this is a hoax, back to reality.

Can't wait to start knocking those doors, now wheres my suit?

Joyzabel

Have fun, enjoy your REAL life! hehe Don't come whining back here and telling us how fulfilling it is.

Sirona

LOL!

You figured it out....

Sirona

butalbee

Reality is in the eye of the beholder.

Matty

You're right sleepy, I don't actually exist. You did hear me talk, but that was just a tape recorder sellotaped to the back of my cardboard head. I am very glad that it didn't rain at the Barbie, I would have gone all limp and soggy!

I do my monthly 10
Hours on on a list
I do my monthly 10
Even though I don't exist
Nobody knows me, but I'm always there
A statistical reminder of a org that doesn't care

LittleToe

and Englishman is Scottish!

No, that was an accident - Englishman and I collided, while reaching for another tin of beer, and couldn't seem to separate our two Dimensional realities. I think I've been assimilated into the "board" collective.

From one borg to another...

Vivamus

NO!!!!!

Don't tell me I have been fooled again?!! First by the Borg, and now by this board. Wait [starts looking paranoid around her] what if this all a hoax from the Borg?, A hoax by the Borg to make me think I have a safe place, but actually I don't and.... [paranoia takes over]................

Double Edge

You're right, this is not real.... these are not words, in fact, you're starring a a blank television screen.

Kingpawn

Fret not, brave posters! Sleepy thinks this board is a hoax. But how do we know that he's not the hoax? Perhaps he's a Borg spy who deliberately blew the cover of the JW's erecting this site in order to gain credibility here. Maybe he's a sleeper! You know--one who will be dormant for decades, then he'll get a signal...a letter with a certain word, a cigarette butt of a certain brand left outside his door, a comment overheard that this is the Bengal's year to go to the Super Bowl, an issue of Awake! telling him to do just that...and then he begins his mission.

Orrrrrrrr...he's a true member of JWD who Simon long ago planted on the JW's, knowing that on a certain day he'd do this to boost his standing with them! IOW, the JW's are more than ever sure he's a true JW. Now, deeper in their ranks, he waits for his cue to do--whatever.

Orrrrrrrr...Sleepy really works for another religion entirely...he's playing at being both a JW and a member here...maybe he's with the LDS? The Promise Keepers? That handle...Sleepy...just the kind that would make a person overlook him...he's very low-key. Is the Force really with him?

Orrrrrrrr...he's working for someone here...someone who's deliberately silent in this thread. Someone so clever as to be hidden. It must be--wait, is that my door I hear? Who's there? Oh no, it's

Valis

have any of you read Ubik by Phillip K. Dick? its about this guy who realizes he's living in an unreal world and he has to walk around w/aerosol cans full of reality or Ubik and spray it on everything just in case...not too long of a read and very thought provoking.

Sincerely,

District Overbeer of the "ran out of Ubik" class

JWDiscussion is a hoax!

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