1.If you turn a picture of Simon upside down, he looks like hes hanging from the ceiling, this is what he wants to do to you!
OMG!! Just like what that icky thing did to the humans in Alien!
2.If you change all the letters in Simons name for different ones you get "I'm Going To Kill you All"
And too, if you spell his name backwards, you get "No Mis" (No Miss)--more proof!
3.All the posters on this board think Jehovahs witness have got it all wrong,how stupid is that?The computer that generates these posters is malfuctioning.
But what about Bleep, and Fredhall, and...well, you know....? Where do they fit in? Are they generated by a computer virus?
4.If you look at pictures of Englishamns Barbe you will see that the party goers are all happy and smiling, how can that be, after eating Englishmans beefburgers?
No comment.
5.The lighting on the photos is all wrong, the party was in Britian yet the sun is shining!
That's right! We all know from National Geographic, MTV videos, and so on that London especially is socked in with fog most of the time. England seems to trap huge low-pressure systems year-round. A serious objection here.
Sleepy, I may have misjudged you! You may be the Paul Revere of JWD! What can I do to help?